The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

I just hope that wasn't the waiter talking in that scene.

I remember I was the other dude once. Didn't feel too bad about it because I dated her first, and then she wanted a break from me to see what he was like etc. So I saw my chance to make a clean getaway and told her to knock herself out. A month down the road, I hadn't had sex since ehr and was kinda hard up. So we chatted a little, she told me she'd broke up with him and we met at a hotel for a nooner. a couple days later, she told me what the fight was about, and it was something stupid and minor, so I talked her into getting back together with him. We were chatting it up again after she'd decided to forgive him, and I asked if she wanted to meet one more time at the hotel. She was like "OK sure". In her mind, it wasn't cheating because they were still technically broken up until she saw him that night and forgave him. I did have an attack of conscience before we met that last time. She kept asking me if it was a good idea, and I was like, WTF am I supposed to do say no to pussy? This chick could suck dick for hours and had machine gun orgasms. When I finished fucking her, she laid on her back with her arms and legs in the air shaking like a cat that had gotten into anti-freeze.
So I said, "Pretend your daughter was in the same situation (18 YO daughter BTW, she was probably smart to only let me see pics of her). Temporarily broken up with her BF and wanting to meet some ex for a quick fuck .. what advice would you give her?"
"I'd tell her no way should she meet the other guy. That's cheating and a stupid idea"
"OK, that sounds like good advice. I think you're pretty smart. So ... same place as last time?"
"Yeah I can be there in 30 min"
Fuck that, my conscience was cleared. I did more than any dude could expect of another dude he'd never met.

At some point during our last meeting I whipped out my cell phone and filmed her sucking my dick for about 30 min. Then she let me do her in the ass just to prove she didn't need lube to do it. Afterwards, I asked when she was meeting him, and she said right after work. So ... you're not even going to go home and brush my dick out of your mouth before you go make up with him? Nope. I dunno what that dude would think if he knew there was a video of his GF (now wife) doing someone else in an hourly rate no tell motel like 4 hours before she got back together with him. I know I'd be pissed.

The part that makes me laugh the most though, is that their fight was because she snooped on his computer and found some random porn. I'm not even talking about videos girls had made for him, the way she'd made videos for me, just regular porn downloaded off the intertubes. I did good getting out of that one cleanly.

Send dick picks.

If it backfires, its easy to fix. Send one more text and call her by the wrong name. "gwenneth, will you marry me"

Just make sure you don't know anyone by that name. You'd probably feel guilty if someone you know was killed over this.