The Little Mermaid (2023)

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Angerz

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Chukzombi said:
not sure if legit. but funny if it is.
7 daughters of Triton. Disney going all in on the fuckery.
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i mean at least Fiirona Vie is included, so thats a plus.
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Triton, King of the 7 Seas, having Seven Daughters of Seven Ethnicities is actually awesome and I will be hearing no arguments otherwise.
 
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Chukzombi

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Angerz said:
Triton, King of the 7 Seas, having Seven Daughters of Seven Ethnicities is actually awesome and I will be hearing no arguments otherwise.
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does Triton have DNA? they all look completely different. also Mrs Triton might not be happy about the result.
 
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Chukzombi said:
does Triton have DNA? they all look completely different. also Mrs Triton might not be happy about the result.
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thats the point, I assume he has 7 queens. we never actually see Ariel's mom do we? One Queen in every Sea, One King to rule them All.
 
Chukzombi

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Angerz said:
thats the point, I assume he has 7 queens. we never actually see Ariel's mom do we? One Queen in every Sea, One King to rule them All.
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i meant, wouldnt they be mixed? i understand Ariel is crossbred with a porpoise, but the others would share some of dad's traits. and queen sheboon is going to be mad about the other baby mamas.
 
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Chukzombi said:
i meant, wouldnt they be mixed? i understand Ariel is crossbred with a porpoise, but the others would share some of dad's traits. and queen sheboon is going to be mad about the other baby mamas.
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Did they cast Nick Cannon as Triton? This definitely makes it more relatable to certain ethnic groups, wasn't that their target?
 
Caliane

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Chukzombi said:
not sure if legit. but funny if it is.
7 daughters of Triton. Disney going all in on the fuckery.
FuemiZUaMAAglBu

i mean at least Fiirona Vie is included, so thats a plus.
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Looks pretty fake. Triton getting around is pretty lulz.

Also, something about that is so icky. the, is it clothing, is it skin? aspect. furries/scalies... man I don't get that shit at all. its very offputting. 100% something that only works as a cartoon.
 
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every shit live action movie disney had made has done really well even though they have all been garbage, i guess this will be no different even with the creepiest fucking fish around and Shaniqua Mermaid
 
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Chukzombi

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spronk said:


every shit live action movie disney had made has done really well even though they have all been garbage, i guess this will be no different even with the creepiest fucking fish around and Shaniqua Mermaid
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thats the projection now. as Memorial day approaches, that will decrease, Guardians 3 has been downgraded from 150 million opening weekend a month ago to barely 100m this week.
 
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