The Little Mermaid (2023)

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Rabbit_Games

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Let Mufasa be played by Tom Cruise, then we can talk about inclusion and diversity.
 
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joz123

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Let Mufasa be played by Tom Cruise, then we can talk about inclusion and diversity.
Tom Cruise would put on a lion costume and live in the African jungles to shoot scenes for that movie. It would be amazing!
 
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Xarpolis

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Tom Cruise would put on a lion costume and live in the African jungles to shoot scenes for that movie. It would be amazing!
For real. I'm looking forward to his stunt where he hunts and eats a gazelle. Because you know damn well Tom will do that himself, killing it with his mouth.
 
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jayrebb

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Movie may not break even. It's hitting strong resistance in the international markets. Marketing spend was 140 million.

reported $250M production cost and $140M global marketing spend, The Little Mermaid could very well break-even. However, anything in the low $400M global threshold and this fish is apt to be sinking to a loss of around $20M.

 
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Goatface

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boxofficepro predicts 61% drop this weekend, if true would end up $6m behind Aladdin at the same point, after starting $4m ahead
 

Hateyou

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We'll always have Robin Hood. That one is safe.
Bullshit, Disney will replace all foxes with black people and bears with Mexicans. Maid M’ayaereain will be the hero this time. Can’t wait to see who they cast for Fox and the Hound remake.
 

Chukzombi

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Movie may not break even. It's hitting strong resistance in the international markets. Marketing spend was 140 million.



400 million dollars production+marketing spend and they think they're gonna break even with 400 million? seriously? that movie will have to make almost a billion dollars to get any kind of profit. theaters take half off the box office and more as time goes on. its also going to lose a lot of screens this week with the new Spiderman movie and then with Transformers. it will be dead in the water by mid june. this movie is doing worse than Ant Man 3 and that didnt even make 500 million. Fast X is already well over 500 million.
 
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Kuro

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What's the odds of a remake of: Song of the South
I unconsciously whistle or hum zipadeedoodah when bored or focused, and it has become an increasingly awkward habit over the years
 
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Chukzombi

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its also pretty stupid for Disney to release 3 big movies in the course of a month and expect all of them to be hits. Hammerhead, Elementals and Indy 5: Dildo of Density. Hammerhead is already a flop. Elementals and Dildo have been reviewed and trashed by critics already. Disney is dumb
 
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Muurloen

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Aldarion

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The best part is how they say "we're not releasing the details of the new algorithm so people can't get around it"

Theyre just openly admitting that the majority hated it, that theyve tweaked their algorithm to hide this, and that they won't tell us how because then peoples' real opinions would once again show up

I feel like they'd be better off just straight up lying. "Nope, no one disliked it."
 
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Sevens

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The best part is how they say "we're not releasing the details of the new algorithm so people can't get around it"

Theyre just openly admitting that the majority hated it, that theyve tweaked their algorithm to hide this, and that they won't tell us how because then peoples' real opinions would once again show up

I feel like they'd be better off just straight up lying. "Nope, no one disliked it."
Stating "we're not releasing the details of the new algorithm so people can't get around it" is a challenge call to nerds and hackers to bust your system wide open.
I mean LifeLock CEO was so sure of his company that he posted his SSN on the company website, lets check and see how that worked for him...

 
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