The Little Mermaid (2023)

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Ambiturner

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Xarpolis said:
So we can expect more of this bullshit.

I'd like you to meet Mermaid-American Marry Poppins.
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Looking like the budget was in the $200-$250 mil range, somehow. Which means it would have to hit $500 mil at minimum just to break even, but probably even more than that
 
Singh'sSpot

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As I said, with marketing included its probably close to 300mil, it might reach 200mil but it won't be a knock out.

I expect articles blaming racism for this movie failing.
 
Mahes

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joz123 said:
Next up will be Blacules. We Wuz Greek Godz!
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Ok, seriously. I read Blacules and my mind registered Blacula. I was about to say that shit was done.

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Malakriss

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Solo did $84M domestic opening on a $275M budget and did not break $400M worldwide. Scale the numbers to how much Disney spent on this and depending on how hard it drops off it could be the same (lack of) return.
 
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Chukzombi

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Somebody linked the entire song from the official little mermaid page. That's definitely in there. I tried to hear the whole thing, it's literally impossible to do so.
 
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Mahes said:
Please tell me that is not actually in the movie. If there was ever a reason beyond what already exists not to ever watch this.......
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Not only is that in the movie, but It's also not clearly the worst song from the movie either. Tarrant Tarrant probably committed some kind of war crime by taking anyone to this movie.
 
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