The Mandalorian

Ossoi said:

You two actually believe a guild of bounty hunters hires a pen pusher to administrate their missions and keep the guild in business?

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Makes a lot more sense than expecting some random fucking thug to be a good manager and it's a fitting explanation for why he looked like he didn't know how to handle a goddamn blaster.

Little tidbit. Favreau fought the merchandising department to get them to not make any baby Yoda stuff til after the show aired. Which is why no toys didn't magically appear everywhere right away and they were able to keep it a secret.

Fadaar said:

It's a blade. It vibrates. Can go against a lightsaber without losing integrity. Really never see it outside of the KOTOR games and other EU content. Well, until now that is.

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That still wouldn't really explain how it one-hit kills an uninjured beast so huge it couldn't have possibly hit any vital organs simply due to the depth of the skin.

Gavinmad said:

Makes a lot more sense than expecting some random fucking thug to be a good manager and it's a fitting explanation for why he looked like he didn't know how to handle a goddamn blaster.

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I really don't think Carl Weathers made the conscious decision that his character would be garbage at shooting a gun. The more realistic explanation is that Carl Weathers is garbage at shooting a gun

Quineloe said:

That still wouldn't really explain how it one-hit kills an uninjured beast so huge it couldn't have possibly hit any vital organs simply due to the depth of the skin.

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He stabbed it right in the temple

Lanx said:

are sure just a plain old vibro blade can go against a lightsaber? i seem to remember it to be made out of cortis or something from KOTOR

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cortosis! I was gonna mention it earlier but i couldn't remember the name until you came up with part of it.

Quineloe said:

I would like an explanation what a Vibroblade is. And I'd also like a Fucker explanation as well.

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The crystalline structure resonates at the same frequency as kyber crystals. If you could get a stick of beef jerky to resonate at the same frequency, it would stop light sabers too. I'd love to see a clone army of Yodas dual-wielding sticks of beef jerky. The epicness would be uncontainable.

Fucker said:

The crystalline structure resonates at the same frequency as kyber crystals.

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Pretty sure you're making shit up again.

Gavinmad said:

Pretty sure you're making shit up again.

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Plausible yet absurd is my specialty.

Fucker said:

Plausible yet absurd is my specialty.

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You do good work, I actually had to think about it before I realized it was bullshit lol.

Lanx said:

he was awesome with a minigun

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neither one of these is Carl Weathers....
Edit: Oh wait, that was the joke..sorry its still early here

Quineloe said:

So in the third scene of the first episode I was 100% convinced that the Bounty hunter guild leader was Billy Dee reprising his Lando role, I had to convince myself otherwise through wikipedia.

I'm racist after all I guess.

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Lol holy shit I thought it was Lando too, I also thought lando played Apollo Creed untill I just looked it up.

Yall racist ass crackas

Lanx said:

he was awesome with a minigun

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That's not even Carl Weathers, though. It's Harriett Tubman