The Marvels (2023)

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Daezuel

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At this point I think we should fohfund an Astro superhero movie. Write that shit up and let's get this done.
 

Loser Araysar

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you're harshing way too much on Thor 2. look i love the Cap movies. i saw all three in the theater, but the first Cap isnt so good. in fact its kind of shitty in parts. thats in the context of when it was released. it became way better in the context of Winter Soldier being released. if you look at Thor 2 in the timeline of its release. yeah its not so hot eirhter. i saw that movie a few times. first time, it sucked. second time i saw it after Ragnarok and it wasnt bad anymore. give it another looksee.

bro i thought you'd love the first Cap. everyone in it is wearing fedoras or newsboy hats
 

Big Phoenix

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No one remembers shang chi or whatever the hell it was called?
 
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Chukzombi

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At this point I think we should fohfund an Astro superhero movie. Write that shit up and let's get this done.
i have had an idea for a superhero story for two years. i write down dialogue when it comes to me. but its pretty useless now that anything superhero is poison. it was pretty cool though. it will just end up as another unpublished novel.
 

Xarpolis

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No one remembers shang chi or whatever the hell it was called?
That has a lot of Chinese folk lore involved, but the movie itself wasn't terrible.
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was the worst part, and you can even get past her annoying voice after a little.
 
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Cybsled

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The worst movie is Deathproof if you watch it as intended as a double bill after Planet Terror

Outside of the last few minutes of the movie where they hunt down the killer, it was pretty shitty. Like I get what they were going for - they spend over half the film developing some characters and then pull the “gotcha!” where they all get killed and the movie essentially starts over with a new cast. It just wasn’t a very entertaining movie and not worth a rewatch
 
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Haus

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I think the biggest thing said in the last few pages of this thread are that the super hero movie genre as a whole has gotten to the point that not only are they producing crap, they're producing such forgettable crap that many of us have forgotten the crap (i.e. Shang-chi, Eternals, etc...)
 
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Chukzombi

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Even the new stuff like Loki s2 has been a ratings disappointment. I haven't watched it yet, gonna binge it next weekend, but superhero stuff is pretty much done for now.
 

Homsar

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Even the new stuff like Loki s2 has been a ratings disappointment. I haven't watched it yet, gonna binge it next weekend, but superhero stuff is pretty much done for now.
Loki S2 has been good, Majors as tim
 
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i have a sister in law whose one of those women-held-down-by-patriarchy-women-get-it-done etc tards and she keeps telling everyone she can't wait to see the movie and it'll be bigger than Barbie to prove women can lead the box office, gonna be a fun thanksgiving needling her. "Hey did you hear the budget for the Marvels was $270m? How did it do?"

she threw cranberries at me last time i asked why the WNBA isn't way more popular with women
 
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