The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

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Chukzombi

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A movie that didn't need to get made without the characters that made it a classic. The dick choppers are out to ruin the only thing of value they ever accomplished in life.
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they couldnt even get both freaks to direct it this time. not even the same Film Editor. dude made all 3 movies look badass.
they got the guy who did After Earth for this one. thats the Will Smith and son movie directed by M Night Shamalamadingdingdong
 
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Chukzombi said:
they couldnt even get both freaks to direct it this time. not even the same Film Editor. dude made all 3 movies look badass.
they got the guy who did After Earth for this one. thats the Will Smith and son movie directed by M Night Shamalamadingdingdong
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I am just gonna say it John Wick is better than the Matrix.
 
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Grizzlebeard

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Chukzombi said:
whatever reason he had for not being in this movie, its really sad they couldnt work it out. the dude was in TV/Movies for 20 years and nobody had ever heard of him until his role in the first Matrix...
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Do you not even Priscilla?

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Mist

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Trinity died. She's in it.
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The machines can easily just make a new body for Trinity or Neo if it served their interests. They could even just make entirely copies, they have their genes and a recording of every single moment of their life experience inside the Matrix.

The machines would certainly NEVER bring back the original Agent Smith, he's the one that almost corrupted everything.
 
Fucker

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Mist said:
The machines can easily just make a new body for Trinity or Neo if it served their interests. They could even just make entirely copies, they have their genes and a recording of every single moment of their life experience inside the Matrix.

The machines would certainly NEVER bring back the original Agent Smith, he's the one that almost corrupted everything.
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They could easily remove the errant code from Agent Smith. They can bring back dead people just like they never died, but they can't debug some code? Why would they bring back Neo and Trinity since they are the ones that blew up the Matrix?
 
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BoozeCube

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They could easily remove the errant code from Agent Smith. They can bring back dead people just like they never died, but they can't debug some code? Why would they bring back Neo and Trinity since they are the ones that blew up the Matrix?
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Because Mist is stupid.
 
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Keanus reaction after watching the final cut.

" We showed the film to Keanu, and he really was blown away by it, and he said something that was typically Keanu, where it's incredibly insightful. And he's just sort of sitting there, and you don't expect some incredible revelation to come out of him at that moment, like casual brilliance just kind of rolls off of Keanu. And he was just sitting there, and he goes, 'Twenty years ago you told a story in which you described the coming twenty years and the problems of the nature of digital, virtual life and how it was going to impact us and how we think about it, and gave us a frame to be able to think about it and talk about it. And you took the same character and the same stories and the same stuff, and somehow you made it about the next twenty years.' And he was like, 'How did you do that?' "
 
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MusicForFish said:
Keanus reaction after watching the final cut.

" We showed the film to Keanu, and he really was blown away by it, and he said something that was typically Keanu, where it's incredibly insightful. And he's just sort of sitting there, and you don't expect some incredible revelation to come out of him at that moment, like casual brilliance just kind of rolls off of Keanu. And he was just sitting there, and he goes, 'Twenty years ago you told a story in which you described the coming twenty years and the problems of the nature of digital, virtual life and how it was going to impact us and how we think about it, and gave us a frame to be able to think about it and talk about it. And you took the same character and the same stories and the same stuff, and somehow you made it about the next twenty years.' And he was like, 'How did you do that?' "
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Kaenu saw his shadow confirmed 20 years of winter is coming.

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Chukzombi

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MusicForFish said:
Keanus reaction after watching the final cut.

" We showed the film to Keanu, and he really was blown away by it, and he said something that was typically Keanu, where it's incredibly insightful. And he's just sort of sitting there, and you don't expect some incredible revelation to come out of him at that moment, like casual brilliance just kind of rolls off of Keanu. And he was just sitting there, and he goes, 'Twenty years ago you told a story in which you described the coming twenty years and the problems of the nature of digital, virtual life and how it was going to impact us and how we think about it, and gave us a frame to be able to think about it and talk about it. And you took the same character and the same stories and the same stuff, and somehow you made it about the next twenty years.' And he was like, 'How did you do that?' "
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i hope whomever wrote that fanfiction, didnt have anything to do with the script for Matrix 4
 
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j00t

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i mean it's easy to forget that keanu is 147 years old.
 
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Fucker

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I mean even neo died.
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They died in the matrix, but they didn't die in the matrix matrix, so they are covered when they come back in the matrix matrix matrix. This means that Neo Neo is able to get it on with Trinity Trinity. The Architect forgot where he put the Morpheus discs, so he had to create a new Morpheus Morpheus as best he could which is why he looks like a dime store variant of the original.

This movie will be about Neo Neo and Trinity Trinity finally escaping the Matrix Matrix Matrix. But aha! The big reveal! Neo Neo has a twin Neo Neo and Trinity Trinity also has a twin Trinity Trinity! The end of the movie will reveal what they look like, and they will live happily ever after ever after.

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Mahes

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They died in the matrix, but they didn't die in the matrix matrix, so they are covered when they come back in the matrix matrix matrix. This means that Neo Neo is able to get it on with Trinity Trinity. The Architect forgot where he put the Morpheus discs, so he had to create a new Morpheus Morpheus as best he could which is why he looks like a dime store variant of the original.

This movie will be about Neo Neo and Trinity Trinity finally escaping the Matrix Matrix Matrix. But aha! The big reveal! Neo Neo has a twin Neo Neo and Trinity Trinity also has a twin Trinity Trinity! The end of the movie will reveal what they look like, and they will live happily ever after ever after.

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I feel like you just described a Doublemint gum commercial.
 
Mist

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Kiki said:
I mean even neo died.
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Sorta? He allowed Smith to infect him, while his body was physically connected to the Source, allowing the Source to delete Smith from the Matrix.

But Neo is just a creation of The Architect. They could just put a new copy of The One program back into his body and put him back in a pod.
 
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