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yeah. watching it now. such a weird movie. Can't recommend.
multiple laughable premises.
"oh theres a life sustaining moon around Jupiter, we just didn't notice before."
The entire Earth went dark to the space ship at the same time.
Crazy high tech artic astronomy center. also, a second one more powerful? within walking distance for guy to take the kid to.. lol what?
Weird movie choices.
first half the movie spends like no time with the spaceship. all with clooney and kid.
THEN we swap to the spaceship crew.
Spaceships designed by retards. (and script written by trope hacks)
Fly blind into space rocks. damage radar and comms. because of course it does. how do you even design a ship that just gets wrecked by any rando space rocks? they are small and you can't see them, and you fly into them really fast. That entire ships design is garbage. it'd be wrecked by inertia too. (idk, there is a shuttle. so maybe the main ship is in a full on comet like orbit, and never stops or changes direction? but..they flew into shit, which suggests it had change direction?)
oh, so then space walk to "fix" things with a screwdriver. yes, large structural damage can be repaired with a hot glue gun, a screwdriver and flipping some switches. no spare parts even needed.
oh, then of course they have crew outside, so that 1 in 10 million chance of asteroids has to repeat and this time actually be a full on asteroid belt. which is decidedly NOT invisible, and we'd actually know about. so, flying into would be completely retarded.
dumb singing scene before which clearly heralds this bitch about to die.
idk, not noticing or knowing about an asteroid belt, not knowing about a life sustaining planet, not having eyes on Earth. clearly advanced Optics are non-existent in this world.
No delay on voice comms. lol.
weird empty bridge, except for bizarre spiderweb mesh..
That ship is big. 5 man crew. lol ok. 1 dies, one says hes leaving. then another man says hes going with him... 2 man crew..
"shuttle is 2 man crew you can't fly it alone" ok, so that reentry shuttle is a 2 man crew, but that giant mothership also only needs 2 people to fly? they don't even question it. hey can't fly this ship with just 2 people.
At this point I don't even remember if this was supposed to be a colony ship or just a recon? if colony, why did they go TO k23, then come back.
"we couldn't make contact with the k23 colony ship which should have left Earth over a week ago". so, theres another ship? were they rendezvousing?
nuclear winter messing with Earth comes. sure. but why can't they contact that ship? did it never make it off the ground?
are... they going back to k23 with a grand total of 2 people and 1 unborn child to perpetuate humanity?
vid from Early editions wife at the end. comes AFTER they have radio comms with Earth. wtf. comms travel at the speed of plot I guess?
The twist I think was decent. I just wish the rest of the movie was good enough to make it pay off.
multiple laughable premises.
"oh theres a life sustaining moon around Jupiter, we just didn't notice before."
The entire Earth went dark to the space ship at the same time.
Crazy high tech artic astronomy center. also, a second one more powerful? within walking distance for guy to take the kid to.. lol what?
Weird movie choices.
first half the movie spends like no time with the spaceship. all with clooney and kid.
THEN we swap to the spaceship crew.
Spaceships designed by retards. (and script written by trope hacks)
Fly blind into space rocks. damage radar and comms. because of course it does. how do you even design a ship that just gets wrecked by any rando space rocks? they are small and you can't see them, and you fly into them really fast. That entire ships design is garbage. it'd be wrecked by inertia too. (idk, there is a shuttle. so maybe the main ship is in a full on comet like orbit, and never stops or changes direction? but..they flew into shit, which suggests it had change direction?)
oh, so then space walk to "fix" things with a screwdriver. yes, large structural damage can be repaired with a hot glue gun, a screwdriver and flipping some switches. no spare parts even needed.
oh, then of course they have crew outside, so that 1 in 10 million chance of asteroids has to repeat and this time actually be a full on asteroid belt. which is decidedly NOT invisible, and we'd actually know about. so, flying into would be completely retarded.
Asteroid belt - Wikipedia
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dumb singing scene before which clearly heralds this bitch about to die.
idk, not noticing or knowing about an asteroid belt, not knowing about a life sustaining planet, not having eyes on Earth. clearly advanced Optics are non-existent in this world.
No delay on voice comms. lol.
weird empty bridge, except for bizarre spiderweb mesh..
That ship is big. 5 man crew. lol ok. 1 dies, one says hes leaving. then another man says hes going with him... 2 man crew..
"shuttle is 2 man crew you can't fly it alone" ok, so that reentry shuttle is a 2 man crew, but that giant mothership also only needs 2 people to fly? they don't even question it. hey can't fly this ship with just 2 people.
At this point I don't even remember if this was supposed to be a colony ship or just a recon? if colony, why did they go TO k23, then come back.
"we couldn't make contact with the k23 colony ship which should have left Earth over a week ago". so, theres another ship? were they rendezvousing?
nuclear winter messing with Earth comes. sure. but why can't they contact that ship? did it never make it off the ground?
are... they going back to k23 with a grand total of 2 people and 1 unborn child to perpetuate humanity?
vid from Early editions wife at the end. comes AFTER they have radio comms with Earth. wtf. comms travel at the speed of plot I guess?
The twist I think was decent. I just wish the rest of the movie was good enough to make it pay off.
the little girl was a hallucination/metaphor.Sully's first name is Iris, and she is the daughter of the woman he loved but let go. also maybe his daughter. hence the first Hyacinth name suggestion for Sully's kid. And, why he wanted to get to the other station so bad to warn them, to save her. With saving her in the Artic as a metaphor for saving her in space.
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