The Northman (2022)

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Title: The Northman (2022)

Genre: Action, Adventure, Thriller

Director: Robert Eggers

Cast: Alexander Skarsgård, Anya Taylor-Joy, Nicole Kidman, Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe, Björk, Claes Bang, Ralph Ineson, Kate Dickie, Gustav Lindh, Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, Murray McArthur, Ian Gerard Whyte, James Yates, Olwen Fouéré, Edgar Abram, Rebecca Ineson, Eric Higgins, Kevin Horsham, Jack Gassmann, Tadhg Murphy, Ingvar E. Sigurðsson, Elliott Rose, Jonas Lorentzen, Ísadóra Bjarkardóttir Barney, Jon Campling, Magne Osnes, James Harper-Jones, Katie Pattinson, Luca Evans, Seamus O'Hara, Chris Finlayson, Scott Sinclair, Gareth Parker

Release: 2022-04-06

Plot: The Northman is an epic revenge thriller, that explores how far a Viking prince will go to seek justice for his murdered father.

 

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God I hope Eggers goes 3 for 3

Dammit Bisi don't jinx it

 

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This looks good.

I will watch this.

 

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Well the witch and lighthouse are empty artifice. Dude don't know shit about story.

 

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This looks good, but where are all the POC Vikings?!

 

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Hell of a cast. Looks like a must watch.

 

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Nice, the long-anticipated origin story of Eric Northman from True Blood.

 

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Homsar

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Holy shit i remember having to watch that shitty show with an ex and he was a viking lol

 

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Barellron said:

Nice, the long-anticipated origin story of Eric Northman from True Blood.

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I .....wish.............

 

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Soygen said:

where are all the POC Vikings?!

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Same place the original Mexicans went after the Aztecs got there.

 

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There must be a glitch in the timeline, no POCs in a movie thats about the culture/history of white people in 2022?!

 

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Big Phoenix said:

There must be a glitch in the timeline, no POCs in a movie thats about the culture/history of white people in 2022?!

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The Vikings took slaves and traveled all around the mediterranean, north africa and turkey; seems like a missed opportunity to have at least one glistening shirtless black man.

Maybe Djimon Honsou is too old to reprise his role from doing that in Gladiator.

 

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Angerz said:

The Vikings took slaves and traveled all around the mediterranean, north africa and turkey; seems like a missed opportunity to have at least one glistening shirtless black man.

Maybe Djimon Honsou is too old to reprise his role from doing that in Gladiator.

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damn, this might get me to go to a theater

 

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Yeah, we are gonna' see this one in the theater.

 

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Looks cool. And hey, a piece of viking media where it looks like someone actually did some research for the costuming and aesthetics; no biker leather, and not an undercut hairstyle in sight. I even saw some characters wearing clothing with color in them.

 

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Looks like Viking John Wick without the action. Not sure I'm completely into that. I'll probably watch this, but honestly the trailer seemed more drama than anything which can be meh.

 

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Looks fuckin awesome. Egger's has never missed!

 

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I love the ability to ignore the vikings where pretty savage rapers and pillagers and instead focus on a tenuous at best connection to nazis.

Xevy said:

Looks like Viking John Wick without the action. Not sure I'm completely into that. I'll probably watch this, but honestly the trailer seemed more drama than anything which can be meh.

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This movie has me sold on the simple fact its about vikings and appears all white in 2022.

 

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