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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Lanx
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i can't have been the only one that thought this face swap woulda been a near perfect woman?
Siliconemelons
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I thought episode 1 was good, not GOOD but not ehhh either.
I kinda forgot where things ended off but the show itself reminded me enough that I didnt have to go back.
I am kinda like "but..." about the fact that they delivered an entire bad guy super ship , intact with keys in the ignition and....nothing? like "eh carry on"
I kinda forgot where things ended off but the show itself reminded me enough that I didnt have to go back.
I am kinda like "but..." about the fact that they delivered an entire bad guy super ship , intact with keys in the ignition and....nothing? like "eh carry on"
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Lanx
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Siliconemelons
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Ehh a little heavy handed with teh gay or whatever but overall was not bad...
They should have shown the shuttle STUFFED, like they could have gotten like 15 more people in there
They should have shown the shuttle STUFFED, like they could have gotten like 15 more people in there
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Lanx
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maybe it'd make more sense if they tried harder w/ "we can only carry 4500lbs of cargo"
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That makes it worse, if it was actually a mass issue they could just take all the kids then people by weight rather than an arbitrary number. Plus, the shuttle ceasing to work instead of moving more slowly when overloaded requires some serious handwaving.
Face it, it was just a half-assed attempt at justifying 'amg, moral dilemma!!' .
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Hoss
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I am shocked that a bunch of internet porn addicts thought this episode was heavy handed.
Shocked, I tell you. It was great and the gay porn shit was funny as hell. My only disappointment was the supposed 'weird' porn was just a gonzo scene.
Shocked, I tell you. It was great and the gay porn shit was funny as hell. My only disappointment was the supposed 'weird' porn was just a gonzo scene.
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popsicledeath
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At first I thought this, too. But then I overthought things a bit and realized it was probably the craziest thing Bortus could imagine and he even smiled. So it wasn't crazy to many of us, perhaps, but fit the character and that race for being taboo, perhaps. And the funniest part (maybe intentionally for the meta humor) was even my girlfriend was like 'that's it, that's the crazy fantasy' basically admitting out loud she doesn't think a fucking gang bang is all that taboo. I don't think McFarlane seriously couldn't come up with something crazier. Or, yeah, maybe he's intentionally writing the show badly so it get's cancelled like that
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Quineloe
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I nearly died when it turned out the porn had a virus in it. And then when the Moclans went all over Isaac as he tried to fix it. This is just too good. I doubt those few who can't even watch two monogender aliens make out will get this show cancelled.
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Siliconemelons
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But they are not mono gendered naturally... i dont know if it was bad writing and needing parts of the story to happen or if it was intentional.
"Moclans only birth a female 1 out of a 1000000000" or whatever, yet, Borus' mate was a girl, their kid was a girl and there was a secret girl exile, so it really is that they are artificially maintaining the male mono-sex as 3 known cases in 1-2 generations seems "more" than what was stated. Also they seemed to have the operation ready to go, rather than even a line "The operation is done so rarely that there is a delay" or something,
"Moclans only birth a female 1 out of a 1000000000" or whatever, yet, Borus' mate was a girl, their kid was a girl and there was a secret girl exile, so it really is that they are artificially maintaining the male mono-sex as 3 known cases in 1-2 generations seems "more" than what was stated. Also they seemed to have the operation ready to go, rather than even a line "The operation is done so rarely that there is a delay" or something,
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Siliconemelons
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