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Such a great youtube channel tbh, I wait for new episodes on Thursdays like I used to wait for TGIF as a kid.
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The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Such a great youtube channel tbh, I wait for new episodes on Thursdays like I used to wait for TGIF as a kid.
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Oh, I have no idea if it was posted before, but I've got some tucobucks burning a hole in my pocket that say it was. Either way, it is entirely made up bullshit, that's clear.
On a completely unrelated sidenote, thanks for the critique TheBeagle. I never took more than freshman biology and shit in college (remember, two thumbs and an aeronautical engineering degree here!) so
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could you imagine spending your entire life perfecting your craft and finally being given the keys to all the secret government black sites, then when you open the door to see what all the aliens look like, all you find are cannibals and underage sex trafficking.
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Rajaah
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Why do I keep seeing Blink 182 mentioned everywhere nowadays? Feels like I missed some huge meme.
Also this video was great. Reminded me of Bill and Ted. Also learned a new word, "croosh"
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Rajaah
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A lot of this stuff sounds reasonably accurate and if it's a LARP it's incredibly well thought-out.
A few things caught my attention:
17. Instead of waste, they secrete ammonia-like gas. This lines up with the Brazil alien where people kept finding it hiding around town and they all reported that it left a strong ammonia smell behind (which then made people violently ill if they were around it too long). I think there are other stories where people reported smelling ammonia in an area where they'd seen something unidentified.
1. Their biosphere and ours sharing a common ancestry is something I'm trying to wrap my head around. Maybe that's an indicator that they're from an alternate Earth (or the future) rather than somewhere out in space, and we've been getting the "aliens" thing wrong this whole time.
4 and 5. The beings being artificial is something I've been thinking for a while now. They're more like ants than like us. Each one has a job to do and they're designed for that job. There isn't really any individuality. If a ship crashes and five of them die, nobody comes looking, they just get replaced by the "hive" as it were. They're genetically engineered to be able to engage in complex processes, and probably haven't had a natural birth in their "species" for a long time. If they ever did. Maybe they were built by someone else, and that someone else is the actual species as we know it, with these things functioning more as drones.
7. Some genes corresponding with Earth life is interesting, and yes, a bit disturbing. I'm one of the people who thinks it's possible humans had some genetic engineering help along the way in their evolution, if they weren't placed here outright from somewhere else.
Basically they're organic machines. If you have the ability to manipulate organics and genetics, you can create something much more advanced than any metal computer, and it'll still be a machine. We might even be machines in that sense.
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Maybe these aren't actually "aliens". Rather, just like the UAPs, they are manufactured for a purpose. Their biochemistry is designed to allow them to function in our environment so that's why they appear to have similarities with Earth life. Essentially they are our concept of an android.
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Lumi
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That dude is a shill. That episode starts off with 30 seconds of retarded nonsense and he acts like abiogenesis is some sort of established fact. Disingenuous people like that can fuck right off.
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If you had loved the channel I would probably stop watching.
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Rajaah
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This map doesn't make any sense. It isn't the "antarctica is a ring" UN map that flat earthers go by, it's a totally different thing. It kinda looks like there are two Africas. That or they've got the Lost Continent of Mu on there for some reason.
WTF?
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Julian The Apostate
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I wonder if it’s possible any of the alien crashes were actually shot down by other aliens. Never heard that possibility mentioned anywhere before.
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Have the stories skyrocketed or has the volume of media available skyrocketed?
Now that everyone has a phone camera, the amount of sightings filmed by randoms seems to have gone down, giving more oxygen to "I was in the airforce and saw something maybe".
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