The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

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MusicForFish

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LOL, I'll show you but you gotta fly out to bumfuck PNW from bumfuck whatever and go traipsing in the woods with some MMOer you never met, who just gonna Susanin you. Maybe he'll be nice enough to plant some fake bigfoot hairs on tree bark before you show up that hde can show you.

Why not just offer to go to Mars and meet real aliens in the caves?
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You up for it meal team 6?
 
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If I could come up and see it with my own eyeballs in a short visit (am I supposed to stay there for weeks?), just set up a fucking camera and record it. It must be so common that you feel confident that it wouldn't be a big deal to spot something fairly quickly, so just FUCKING FILM IT. And if filming it wouldn't convince me, why do you think me seeing it in person would? You think whatever it is will change my whole perspective, so multiple videos of it should be a good start at least, right?

If something lands on my lawn, after telling them to get the fuck off of it, perhaps I will reconsider my position on UFOs. However, that has never happened, so why should I worry about it until it does? You say I wouldn't believe it, but you don't know that. Now, seeing some bullshit lights in the sky, even in person, sure I'm not going to immediately change my opinion over that, but something more concrete? Sure, I am open to that. There is nothing more concrete though, is there?
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Yeah, but how's he gonna butt rape you if youre not there in person?

Oh wait, I mean how are the aliens going to probe your anus?
 
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I've posted the pics I've been able to take the past few years, the videos are equally as bad and literally not worth the bandwidth. That's why I don't bother posting them. But I'm not @Foler rich and don't have a flying armada of flir drones and equipment + helicopter and boars, just a dusty DSLR.
Watching them with eyeballs is the best bet for obvious reasons.

I mean, a short trip would suffice if you preplan ahead of time. The viewing area is usually closed down due to hazardous conditions. What about next summer? I'll bring cake.

***Edit you could always go solo if you're afraid of MFF in the woods but where's the fun in that?!?
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What would we see? Please describe in detail
 
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How are you smaller than me, equally at 6'? No cake eating team 6 should read the thread, it was posted a few years back.
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lol, maybe the aliens arent abducting you because you're so fat. its a tractor beam, not a tanker beam
 
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MusicForFish said:
I've posted the pics I've been able to take the past few years, the videos are equally as bad and literally not worth the bandwidth. That's why I don't bother posting them. But I'm not @Foler rich and don't have a flying armada of flir drones and equipment + helicopter and boars, just a dusty DSLR.
Watching them with eyeballs is the best bet for obvious reasons.

I mean, a short trip would suffice if you preplan ahead of time. The viewing area is usually closed down due to hazardous conditions. What about next summer? I'll bring cake.

***Edit you could always go solo if you're afraid of MFF in the woods but where's the fun in that?!?
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Forgetting the whole UFO thing, you show your dick on the internet and you live in Portland. If I show up, that's essentially admitting that I want to get ass raped.
 
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Void said:
Lights.
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like these lights?

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Forgetting the whole UFO thing, you show your dick on the internet and you live in Portland. If I show up, that's essentially admitting that I want to get ass raped.
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Currently in the GWN for a while. I'll never return to Portland, that place is like Chicago West meets Austin, TX. Not that the GWN is any better with all the fuckin commies and homos and confused women.
 
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Currently in the GWN for a while. I'll never return to Portland, that place is like Chicago West meets Austin, TX. Not that the GWN is any better with all the fuckin commies and homos and confused women.
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So wait, I'd have to travel to Canada now to see all this shit?

Are you experiencing the same experiences in Canada that you were experiencing in Portland? If so, maybe it's you they are after?
 
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So wait, I'd have to travel to Canada now to see all this shit?

Are you experiencing the same experiences in Canada that you were experiencing in Portland? If so, maybe it's you they are after?
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Lol no. There aren't many sightings in this part of the province. Up near cold lake though...

I'll be in the PNW area next summer, just not in the cities.
 
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sounds like it would be easier for me to just break into the pentagon and look at the UFO files myself than play MFF's gaytastic games where he dresses up in a gorilla costume to rape out-of-towners and then claim bigfoot did it
 
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sounds like it would be easier for me to just break into the pentagon and look at the UFO files myself than play MFF's gaytastic games where he dresses up in a gorilla costume to rape out-of-towners and then claim bigfoot did it
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walter white GIF
 
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MusicForFish said:
I've posted the pics I've been able to take the past few years, the videos are equally as bad and literally not worth the bandwidth. That's why I don't bother posting them. But I'm not @Foler rich and don't have a flying armada of flir drones and equipment + helicopter and boars, just a dusty DSLR.
Watching them with eyeballs is the best bet for obvious reasons.

I mean, a short trip would suffice if you preplan ahead of time. The viewing area is usually closed down due to hazardous conditions. What about next summer? I'll bring cake.

***Edit you could always go solo if you're afraid of MFF in the woods but where's the fun in that?!?
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ok, but why are you the only one seeing this and with a subpar camera rig? wouldnt the local news or a documentary crew with state of the art visual tech be all over this stuff? especially now with the UFO stuff being hyped up in the government? maybe its just satellites you are seeing in a much cleaner environment and no light pollution?
 
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***Edit you could always go solo if you're afraid of MFF in the woods but where's the fun in that?!?
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If you woke up naked in a tent covered in vaseline and the person you went camping with was gone, would you tell anyone?
 
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If you woke up naked in a tent covered in vaseline and the person you went camping with was gone, would you tell anyone?
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I'd tell everyone and hope that the cams I stashed around the camp while "scouting" caught the whole thing so I can make a buck from onlycamp.com.
 
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