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The Predator (2018)
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2 predator ships are fighting in space, one opens a warp gate to earth and crashes in the middle of a drug cartel/US sniper mission, which is where our hero is. Our hero knocks the predator unconscious and steals his weapon and cloaking marble and mails it to his hometown, where his ex(?)wife and son live, who is an 8 year old with aspergers. We spend some time with the kid doing spergy shit.
Sterling Brown leads a US govt team that takes the predator to a research lab, where they bring in Olivia Munn who is a biology specialist to study it. They also capture our hero and interview him and send him on a bus to the mental hospital or something, the other passengers are our cast who are all mental patient soldiers.
The second predator gets to Earth and starts hunting the first predator, he unleashes two predator dogs to track him.
They all end up at the kids school at night on Halloween, where the big predator ends up killing the first predator and rips out his spine. He wants something on the first predators ship.
Sterling Brown does an exposition dump where he somehow mysteriously knows that the predators are coming to Earth more because our species is gonna go extinct soon due to global warming (uhhhh.... ok) and they harvest "the best of us" DNA to improve themselves, and he thinks eventually they will move into Earth after we wipe ourselves out because they like hot planets. Its a 5 minute "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS SHIT" retarded ass scene.
They go to the predators ship, all our humans fight each other and then super predator starts taking people out and blows up the ship. He then informs our hero that he will get a 8 minute headstart and he is going to take a little predator break and hunt everyone and take his DNA as a prize.
Blah blah fighting fight then we find out he wants the little kids DNA because apparently having aspergers makes you a superior human being. Thats right, the next generation of predators is going to self-retard themselves.
Olivia Munn and the kid and their new predator dog pet team up to kill the super predator, then we find out the first predator brought a super weapon to help humans fight the predator race. Not something that'll solve global warming, a cyber suit with weapons.
the end
Sterling Brown leads a US govt team that takes the predator to a research lab, where they bring in Olivia Munn who is a biology specialist to study it. They also capture our hero and interview him and send him on a bus to the mental hospital or something, the other passengers are our cast who are all mental patient soldiers.
The second predator gets to Earth and starts hunting the first predator, he unleashes two predator dogs to track him.
They all end up at the kids school at night on Halloween, where the big predator ends up killing the first predator and rips out his spine. He wants something on the first predators ship.
Sterling Brown does an exposition dump where he somehow mysteriously knows that the predators are coming to Earth more because our species is gonna go extinct soon due to global warming (uhhhh.... ok) and they harvest "the best of us" DNA to improve themselves, and he thinks eventually they will move into Earth after we wipe ourselves out because they like hot planets. Its a 5 minute "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS SHIT" retarded ass scene.
They go to the predators ship, all our humans fight each other and then super predator starts taking people out and blows up the ship. He then informs our hero that he will get a 8 minute headstart and he is going to take a little predator break and hunt everyone and take his DNA as a prize.
Blah blah fighting fight then we find out he wants the little kids DNA because apparently having aspergers makes you a superior human being. Thats right, the next generation of predators is going to self-retard themselves.
Olivia Munn and the kid and their new predator dog pet team up to kill the super predator, then we find out the first predator brought a super weapon to help humans fight the predator race. Not something that'll solve global warming, a cyber suit with weapons.
the end
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Lanx
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no, that sounds like the plot of Robocop 3 where the japs took over and robo puts on a flying backpack and arm gun to fight robo samurais that end up slicing each other up
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Goatface
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i just want to see some good cross over action
Terminator vs Robocop
Alien vs Predator vs Terminator
Batman vs Aliens vs Predator
Judge Dredd vs Aliens vs Predator
there is also Superman vs Alien/Predator/Terminator but never looked at them sound meh
Terminator vs Robocop
Alien vs Predator vs Terminator
Batman vs Aliens vs Predator
Judge Dredd vs Aliens vs Predator
there is also Superman vs Alien/Predator/Terminator but never looked at them sound meh
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zzeris
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Surviving from dumb luck was a great part as well as the tried and true building up for success. Arnold put tons of work into his final fight and while he was lucky, he was prepared as well. The problem today is there are no good writers in Hollywood. Much like academia, people have been moved up for no other reason than they fit a standard. Look at the top grossing movies of the past 18 years. Rehashes of old franchises, comic book films, Harry Potter, Pixar, and LotR. Outside of a few unique hits, that's it. Compare it to other time periods and the cupboards are bare. They want to put their unique take, but they just aren't talented enough to do it well.
I don't care who's name is behind the movie. It's usually pushing an agenda because they can't fucking write anymore. It's pathetic what they shit out today. No wonder Netflix found a foothold.
Edit- to be fair, there could be some awesome writers that aren't getting a chance to show their work today. There are lots of options though now. I guess we'll see in a few years but Netflix/Amazon are also producing mostly garbage.
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Goatface
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With an estimated $24 million, 20th Century Fox's The Predator took the weekend's #1 spot, but the film has little to celebrate. Debuting in 4,037 theaters, the film's opening is the worst for a live-action film opening in over 4,000 locations, unseating The Mummy, which previously held the distinction after its $31.6 million opening in 4,035 theaters last summer. The opening currently falls short of even 2010's Predators which opened with $24.76 million in just 2,669 locations. That film went on to gross just over $52 million.
The Predator received a disappointing "C+" CinemaScore from opening day audiences. Weekend crowds were 62% male with 66% of the audience coming in 25 years of age or older. These are the exact same demos Alien: Covenant saw last year, and should The Predator deliver a similar 2.05x multiplier we're looking at a domestic run just shy of $50 million.
The Predator received a disappointing "C+" CinemaScore from opening day audiences. Weekend crowds were 62% male with 66% of the audience coming in 25 years of age or older. These are the exact same demos Alien: Covenant saw last year, and should The Predator deliver a similar 2.05x multiplier we're looking at a domestic run just shy of $50 million.
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Chukzombi
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Raes
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spronk
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Mad Max Fury Road
John Wick
Dredd
Edge of Tomorrow
Fast and The Furious
Dark Knight
The Raid
Ip Man
Pacific Rim
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Phazael
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my son saw the movie sat night, he liked it.
of course he is 17 and hasn't see the original.. or aliens or etc...
of course he is 17 and hasn't see the original.. or aliens or etc...
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I liked Waterworld when I was 17 which is all one needs to know how trustworthy the opinions of a 17y/o are.
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Kovaks
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I just want to point out that this makes you a bad father, only excuse for not watching these with him by this age is you walked out on him before he was 10.
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Lanx
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Quineloe
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He already fucked up with Dark Knight. I mentioned "comic book movies".
And Fast Furious? I didn't see that many, how often do people shoot big guns in these? Car movies are not action movies when referring to the glorious 80s and early 90s.
What was the car in Terminator 2 the T-1000 clawed his way into? No one knows, but it was no Nissan Skyline GTR or some other tuned up ricer.
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