The "Shit I just bought" thread

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Vaclav

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lanx_sl said:
when your wife is baking, empasize that the bowl has a Vertical handle, she'll instantly appreciate it once she starts pouring shit out like a jug instead of like a colander. Go score some hubby points.

And don't forget the attachments things to get later would be the pasta attachment.
Amazon.com: kitchenaid pasta - Kitchen Kitchen
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Updated shipping to today apparently - dammit, gotta reorganize the kitchen faster than I thought.
 
Grimmlokk

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Does she know it's coming? If not, prepare your dick.
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Is....is she gonna blend his dick like...out of sheer surprise? Did your wife blend your dick? What attachment do you use for that? Oh fuck me I think I know which attachment it was...

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It explains everything.
 
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The attachments I got for our kitchenaid were a bust (slicer or something, turned shit into a shitty mush mile and stopped up). But the regular mixer it stellar.
 
Soygen

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I'm more of a rigatoni. It holds the sauce well, know what I'm sayin'?
 
Soygen

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I don't get smegma! My mom had my penis mutilated as a child.
 
Grimmlokk

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AladainAF_sl said:
This thread went into the shitter.

Speaking of the shitter.....

Amazon.com: Cottonelle Fresh Flushable Moist Wipes Tub 42- box color may vary: Health Personal Care

Things in life you thought you never needed but you must now never do without.
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They're not flushable. It's a fucking lie. They're terrible for your plumbing, the plumbing in your area in general, and the environment.

Also all the top reviews for those ones say they destroy your ass, but that's probably some vote manipulation.

But yeah, you really shouldn't use those things. Pretty much just a scam from the tissue companies to get more money out of you.

If you really want to pamper your asshole and not fuck everything up in the process get a bidet. Can get one for $20-40 on Amazon that's simple to attach and it will make your b-hole a glee-hole.

Can someone recommend a bidet? : BuyItForLife
 
Chanur

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I like the peppermint ones from dollar shave club. They make your ass tingle! Bidet sounds nice though!
 
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