The "Shit I just bought" thread

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Fucker

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Haha a leather face mask. Did it come with oil or cream to help break it in and do you have a horsehair brush to keep it polished and buffed?

WHY ARE YOU BUYING A LEATHER FACE MASK THAT YOU CANNOT WASH AFTER USE BRAHMA?!?!

It matches his outfit.

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Brahma

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My Goblin Slayer "statue" came today. Best of my collection so far.

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Fucker

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My two.year old was crying because the slide wasn't ready yet. You know... The slide that depends on the entire structure being finished

The only thing that sucks about being a man is having to put things together. Mom will call and aske me to put something together. SO will call and ask me to put something together. SO's sister will call and ask me to put something together.

I'll be assembling things for other people until the day they plant me in the ground for good.
 

Noodleface

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The only thing that sucks about being a man is having to put things together. Mom will call and aske me to put something together. SO will call and ask me to put something together. SO's sister will call and ask me to put something together.

I'll be assembling things for other people until the day they plant me in the ground for good.
Yep. That's why I stopped buying lower end furniture like book shelves and stuff. When it's higher end magically it's just all constructed for you
 

Nola

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I bought one of those outdoor playground sets for my kids. It took me forever to put it together and the little bastards only used it for one summer. After that I sold it and now there's a trampoline in its place they never use too.
 
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Fucker

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Yep. That's why I stopped buying lower end furniture like book shelves and stuff. When it's higher end magically it's just all constructed for you

Don't get me started on that. I have a lot of old oak stuff, and it is a royal pain to move.
 
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Pemulis

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We built one of those like 13 years ago. And I say "we" because it takes two people when you start standing sections up
 

Oblio

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Assembly was $1000. If it was $200 that's a no brainer. This thing is massive.
What do you make an hour?

If you get to hour 20 of this build and still are not done and you make $50 or more an hour, you might be mad at someone. That someone is you.