The "Shit I just bought" thread

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Fogel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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I read George Lucas' biography when I was in highschool circa mid 1990s. He was driving a Fiat iirc back to his home when he was a teen and crashed into a tree and was saved by not wearing his seatbelt and being ejected from the car. His major injury was nearly slicing off his nose.

I will accept the deaths of thousands to know that we got Star Wars out of the deal
 

McQueen

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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The seatbelt alarm disabling bottle openers finally got here from China, and I can happily report that grocery bags on the back seats no longer set the alarm off. I was also able to open my bottle of Kombucha.
 

a_skeleton_02

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Broke down and bought a litter Robot.

I hated scooping cat litter but I love my cats this is the best of both worlds, I do enjoy the fact it texts me when my cat takes a shit and when it's full.

Best $500 litterbox i've ever owned.
 
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Oblio

Utah
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Broke down and bought a litter Robot.

I hated scooping cat litter but I love my cats this is the best of both worlds, I do enjoy the fact it texts me when my cat takes a shit and when it's full.

Best $500 litterbox i've ever owned.
Wow, you really are embracing the whole White Dude in Denver thing.
 
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a_skeleton_02

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Wow, you really are embracing the whole White Dude in Denver thing.
Girlfriend bought this, It's being delivered tomorrow.

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Malakriss

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Why would you ever give a shitbox network access to send text messages? I assume it's a Chinese shitbox too.
 

Regime

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
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Needs more lights.
You can turn that off in settings. I set it to about 10/100 so I know it’s on or not....and so I can sneak around in the dark so my wife doesn’t know I’m still awake getting a few rounds in killin some noobs.
 

Chanur

Shit Posting Professional
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Broke down and bought a litter Robot.

I hated scooping cat litter but I love my cats this is the best of both worlds, I do enjoy the fact it texts me when my cat takes a shit and when it's full.

Best $500 litterbox i've ever owned.
Which one?
 

Oblio

Utah
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Bought a cheap Air Fryer with good reviews to see if I even like having one. If I love it 6 months from now I will upgrade to something nicer.

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