The "Shit I just bought" thread

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Well after speaking to a friend and having him heavily endorse his I went and ordered one of these things for my upcoming chemo. Looks quite slick and easy to use. Eager to give it a try but not so eager to *need* to use it.

Amazon.com: Silver Da Buddha Herbal Vaporizer

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Soygen

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It heats them up to the point where the crystals of THC vaporize off the plant, but does not actually burn the bud itself.

These aren't to be confused with the vaporizers that use a liquid with nicotine(or not) that are very popular right now. Two similar, but different kinds of vaporizers.
 

Altaruk_sl

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Well after speaking to a friend and having him heavily endorse his I went and ordered one of these things for my upcoming chemo. Looks quite slick and easy to use. Eager to give it a try but not so eager to *need* to use it.

Amazon.com: Silver Da Buddha Herbal Vaporizer

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I have one of the earlier models of these and the thing is awesome. Just be careful of the glass covering the heating element.. it'll crack real easy if you get near it with something cold or water... buddy screwed mine up once.. had to order a new piece..
 

Silence_sl

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Bought some more shoes for my gf. Patent nude Mary Jane style Louboutins and blue suede wingtip Oxfords. Normally, buying shoes for the lovely is danger territory, due to individual tastes, but there are some easy buys. Louboutin has some classic styles that never go out of fashion; they just get cheaper on sale. $350 vs $700 normally. Still pricey for a shoe, but Louboutin really delivers on quality. Not to mention that I don't know any brands other than these. Quality > brand in my eyes, but these have both. I'm pretty sure she'd shoot me on the spot if I bought her heels with lucite in them.

Here:Charleen 100mm Black Patent Leather(don't buy direct). Conservative, classy...and pretty wicked sexy. I don't dare buy her 'in' shoes because I know fuck all about what's fashionable. Or peep toes, or platforms. Too many ways to fuck up. These? 0 ways to fuck up.

Shoes work pretty well as a "just because" present, not a birthday or Xmas present if your woman is picky. Hearts can get set on main event presents, not at all so with surprise gifts.

I also bought her a pair of blue suede oxfords; low heel, very, very sharp looking shoes. Christ, I'm stoned out of my nuts. Way stoned. Money too easy to spend; inhibitions:none. Anyone want a laptop?

What is a Miu Miu? Just ordered a set of black suede wedge? shoes with open toes. She just got her toes and fingers done in this piano black style that's extra sexy, and these shoes gonna set them off. Yummy.

I'm not even sure what planet I am on heh. Oxycodone numb. Good thing GF isn't here. She'd see how zoned out I am, and smack me with a cast iron skillet.
 

Joeboo

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I would never, EVER, attempt to buy shoes for my wife. It would be the equivalent of her trying to buy a video game for me. It'll just end in disaster & a waste of money.
 

Silence_sl

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I just pray he's not one of those dudes that cums on shoes
Nah, not even remotely. IIRC, fetishists are turned on by inanimate objects and need them to reach sexual satisfaction. I don't see a pair of shoes and want to fuck em. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but not at all my thing.

I'm an aficionado of pretty clothes for women, but only if there's a woman involved. My girlfriend looks really good in all clothes, and she really shines when she wears gorgeous clothes. This,THISis my thing.

Some heels are lots my thing, thou. I love the classic style pumps; round-toe Mary Janes, d'Orsays. Only on 1 inch or less platforms, and only with a 4 inch heel. Black patent, usually. I grab her Oxfords here and there; the low heel stuff that she likes. Natural colors is what she prefers like this (pic at bottom). I got her some nice blue suede ones. All opposite of kink, but sharp sharp looking footwear.

I don't dare buy her any other style of shoe or really any kind of lingerie. At all. Abject failure if I do. Mmm. I don't have a toe fetish, but she's got smashingly sexy toes, especially in piano black polish. Her fingers are just as sexy.

Sweaters, too are easy buys; she's got lovely shoulders and strong, slender arms. Cotton/wool/lycra blends for mini skirts and matching tights, Lose comfy cable knits and sweater tights w/ baggy socks for winter. All in neutral colors so she won't dislike them.

I think I only pushed the envelope when I got her a gorgeous form fitting black merino wool sweater, and a stack of merino tights in three colors to go with it. She raised her eyebrow at me and said, "Tights, you bought me tights?" I said, "Don't blame me, blame your beautiful legs." She doesn't mind getting tights if they are pretty and classy. Diamonds andWolfordsare a girl's best friend, she once told me. She hated tights before I met her, and now she has the best dressed legs west of NYNY. Sometimes, though rarely, she wears really slinky sheer tights and Louboutins. Those are special days.

She wants aBurberry peaor trench coat. That's something I can't surprise her with because the nicer styles aren't neutral and need to be fitted. Sooooooooooo lovely though.

She can buy all this stuff herself; she makes more money than I do, but she's too modest to totally dosh out on herself, I think. Not to mention, she's pretty flattered when I think of her with my wallet and my heart.

So there.

Also, I'm stoned as hell again, booze and oxy makes me blibber blabber with the keyboard too much. And those shoes arrived Wednesday, and I haven't fcuked them. They really are works of art. Perfect craftsmanship, nice deep black finish, and the leather smells pretty damned good. She's going to looooove them.

It's not like I'm a crossdresser or anything, or a gay fashion designer. Nor do I have cash squirting out of my ears. No kids/no giant monthly expenses, single girlfriend whom I love and she lets me spoil her a bit. Sure, my tastes might run a but wild for those whose with mild constitutions, but they are harmless and fun. Also, way lots cheaper than getting married and divorced.
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I suggest some of you try the Louboutins for the woman already if there's some really unexpected spice needed.THESE. Classy, sexy.

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Noodleface

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To each his own, I am glad you are so passionate about your lady look nice. I am also glad you do not jerk it on shoes.
 

Foggy

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I bought a JBL Flip 2. It is great at playing music while I fuck chicks that aren't wearing any clothes.