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Ossoi

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Uhhhh...

Well ossoi is retard, but this post is making me question if he's an autistic one.
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If I had a share of APLE for every time I've been falsely accused of being autistic, I'd have $412m. The $206m from 2007 and the $206m from being falsely accused of being autistic.

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Araysar said:
AI will be THE main growth driver of US economy for the next 20 years and we are just scratching the surface.

There is a large hardware bottleneck because NVDA is basically the only game in town.

I think we are JUST getting started.

If.you are holding NVDA right now, keep holding it for at least the next 1-2 years. There is also a 10-1 stock split coming in less than 2 weeks
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Love these guys who think it’s some metaverse-esque hype. Oof
 
Ossoi

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fris said:
I love the sentiment but $200m is way off

www.benzinga.com

If You Invested In Apple Stock Instead Of Buying iPhones Each Year, Here's How Much You'd Have Today - Apple (NASDAQ:AAPL)

Technology giant Apple Inc (NASDAQ: AAPL) recently shared details of its highly anticipated iPhone 15, which is set for a launch later this month.
www.benzinga.com www.benzinga.com
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Only a degenerate autist would try to calculate the real returns, so what if it's 5% off

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fris

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Like I said, I love the lesson. I've told that exact comparison to my sons and niece.

The difference in $140k and $200m is a bit more than 5%
 
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Araysar said:
AI will be THE main growth driver of US economy for the next 20 years and we are just scratching the surface.

There is a large hardware bottleneck because NVDA is basically the only game in town.

I think we are JUST getting started.

If.you are holding NVDA right now, keep holding it for at least the next 1-2 years. There is also a 10-1 stock split coming in less than 2 weeks
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I wish I had some senator friends so I could know which AI company to invest in before their government deals are announced
 
Khane

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The .com bubble was the epitome of hype. Are you kidding? Dumb money investing in everything that was on the internet. AI is literally the same thing. 99% of things calling themselves AI are not AI at all. They are traditional software algorithms and methods and most of them aren't even new or novel. They've been around for a long fucking time.
 
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Khane said:
The .com bubble was the epitome of hype. Are you kidding? Dumb money investing in everything that was on the internet. AI is literally the same thing. 99% of things calling themselves AI are not AI at all. They are traditional software algorithms and methods and most of them aren't even new or novel. They've been around for a long fucking time.
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Investing in the internet, lmao. What a bunch of retards.

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Other than buying bluechip stocks like MSFT and NVDA I'm not sure how one would invest in AI. Will be a ton of AI startups that crash and burn for sure while others get sucked up by megacorps like MSFT. Is anyone here investing in IPOs for AI companies or other smaller companies?
 
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Tuco said:
Other than buying bluechip stocks like MSFT and NVDA I'm not sure how one would invest in AI. Will be a ton of AI startups that crash and burn for sure while others get sucked up by megacorps like MSFT. Is anyone here investing in IPOs for AI companies or other smaller companies?
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I think the only thing to invest right now AI-wise is the hardware side which is NVDA. The AGI software side is mostly all under MSFT, GOOGL, etc. umbrellas and its not worth investing into imo.

The other part is defining what a "AI company" is: is it one that builds a good LLM and then licenses it or rents it out to other companies? Or is it someone that sells a very specific product that is powered by AI, like Jasper? This side is very unclear, with a lot of companies who arent even publicly traded yet because theyre so brand new. OpenAI is the only AI-specific company that most people are aware of and its not even public.

The only consistent thing is the demand for the hardware. NVDA is 50 cents below $1200/share right now
 
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Tuco

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Araysar said:
The other part is defining what a "AI company" is: is it one that builds a good LLM and then licenses it or rents it out to other companies? Or is it someone that sells a very specific product that is powered by AI, like Jasper? This side is very unclear, with a lot of companies who arent even publicly traded yet because theyre so brand new. OpenAI is the only AI-specific company that most people are aware of and its not even public.
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Yeah. There's hookers out there that claim to use AI to find better ways to suck cock.


Actually, beyond the crude joke, the lowly-paid "chatters" that support popular OnlyFans girls are almost certainly making use of LLMs to blast out text to simps.
 
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Tuco said:
Yeah. There's hookers out there that claim to use AI to find better ways to suck cock.


Actually, beyond the crude joke, the lowly-paid "chatters" that support popular OnlyFans girls are almost certainly making use of LLMs to blast out text to simps.
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Strange that this was your first and best example.
 
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Tuco

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AI is a bubble industry because my hooker line was better than what it came up with.


You
Please generate a list of 10 claims a company could make about their product using AI that don't make sense. The company's product should not be improved by AI, despite their claims.

ChatGPT
  1. "Our AI-powered toothbrush intuitively knows exactly how much pressure your teeth need for optimal cleaning."
  2. "Experience the future of laundry with our AI-infused detergent that customizes wash cycles based on the emotional state of your clothing."
  3. "Say goodbye to bad hair days with our AI hair dryer that analyzes your hair follicles to deliver the perfect blowout."
  4. "Transform your cooking experience with our AI-enhanced spatula that predicts the exact moment to flip your pancakes for ultimate perfection."
  5. "Unlock the secrets of skincare with our AI-enabled moisturizer that communicates with your pores to deliver tailored hydration."
  6. "Elevate your gardening game with our AI plant food that understands the unique nutritional needs of each individual leaf."
  7. "Step into the future of footwear with our AI sneakers that adjust their cushioning in real-time based on your mood."
  8. "Revolutionize your reading routine with our AI bookmark that predicts the next chapter you'll want to read before you do."
  9. "Upgrade your meditation practice with our AI-enhanced yoga mat that syncs with your breath to optimize relaxation."
  10. "Enhance your pet's well-being with our AI pet food that tailors its flavor profile to match your pet's personality."



Actually, the emotional state of your clothing is pretty good as is the AI bookmark. NVDA to the moon.
 
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Ossoi

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Tuco said:
Actually, beyond the crude joke, the lowly-paid "chatters" that support popular OnlyFans girls are almost certainly making use of LLMs to blast out text to simps.
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It's possible but I'm yet to hear of an actual AI tool/bot that can replace an actual trained human chatter in the Phillipines or some other third world Country.

Is it possible that chatters are alt-tabbing to ask an AI to write a script, then possibly but perhaps you over-estimate how simple sexting is.

The most popular method is the drip method, you either send out a photo as bait or reply to people that have already messaged. Anyone that responds is on the hook, then you gradually send them increasingly explicit photos/vids that they pay to unlock, until they cum and get post-nut clarity.
 
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Tuco said:
AI is a bubble industry because my hooker line was better than what it came up with.


You
Please generate a list of 10 claims a company could make about their product using AI that don't make sense. The company's product should not be improved by AI, despite their claims.

ChatGPT
  1. "Our AI-powered toothbrush intuitively knows exactly how much pressure your teeth need for optimal cleaning."
  2. "Experience the future of laundry with our AI-infused detergent that customizes wash cycles based on the emotional state of your clothing."
  3. "Say goodbye to bad hair days with our AI hair dryer that analyzes your hair follicles to deliver the perfect blowout."
  4. "Transform your cooking experience with our AI-enhanced spatula that predicts the exact moment to flip your pancakes for ultimate perfection."
  5. "Unlock the secrets of skincare with our AI-enabled moisturizer that communicates with your pores to deliver tailored hydration."
  6. "Elevate your gardening game with our AI plant food that understands the unique nutritional needs of each individual leaf."
  7. "Step into the future of footwear with our AI sneakers that adjust their cushioning in real-time based on your mood."
  8. "Revolutionize your reading routine with our AI bookmark that predicts the next chapter you'll want to read before you do."
  9. "Upgrade your meditation practice with our AI-enhanced yoga mat that syncs with your breath to optimize relaxation."
  10. "Enhance your pet's well-being with our AI pet food that tailors its flavor profile to match your pet's personality."



Actually, the emotional state of your clothing is pretty good as is the AI bookmark. NVDA to the moon.
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Those are actually pretty good, lol. If you took that list to some Venture Capital bro in silicon valley like 6 months ago, I'd bet you'd have been a multimillionaire by now.
 
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Tuco

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Ossoi said:
It's possible but I'm yet to hear of an actual AI tool/bot that can replace an actual trained human chatter in the Phillipines or some other third world Country.

Is it possible that chatters are alt-tabbing to ask an AI to write a script, then possibly but perhaps you over-estimate how simple sexting is.

The most popular method is the drip method, you either send out a photo as bait or reply to people that have already messaged. Anyone that responds is on the hook, then you gradually send them increasingly explicit photos/vids that they pay to unlock, until they cum and get post-nut clarity.
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Whenever I have these discussions about current capabilities of LLMs I find it clarifying to try it and post the results.

Somehow I can't bring myself to try to get GPT to sext me.
 
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