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fris

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Do you sell after the split or continue to hold? At some point, this has to correct right?
 
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fris said:
Do you sell after the split or continue to hold? At some point, this has to correct right?
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At this point I think the 10-1 split is a "buy the hype, sell the news" event.

The stock had a very good ER but its already up over 20% in last 2 weeks. I think that once everyone gets their 9 extra shares come monday, it will self correct back to whatever people think its worth, maybe $100-$105 a share.

Then they will buy back in
 
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Take this for what it's worth, but I listen to Tom Luongo a lot. His background is finance/stocks/etc, but he talks about geopolitics mostly now. Anyway, in his latest podcast he's talking about NVDA for a few minutes and how it's basically a scam like Enron and their books are enough to make Meyer Lansky green with envy and their CEO is basically a crook. I'm not sure about all of that, but even if true they're so big at this point that I don't think it would matter. Bribing the entire government person by person would likely be .05% of their market cap at this point.

They were basically talking about it as a datapoint that is part of a larger set of points that we're heading to a crash that would be analogous to the tech bubble crash, but with much bigger numbers and hitting more of the economy... butttttt eh? Who knows.
 
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Lightning Lord Rule said:
Take this for what it's worth, but I listen to Tom Luongo a lot. His background is finance/stocks/etc, but he talks about geopolitics mostly now. Anyway, in his latest podcast he's talking about NVDA for a few minutes and how it's basically a scam like Enron and their books are enough to make Meyer Lansky green with envy and their CEO is basically a crook. I'm not sure about all of that, but even if true they're so big at this point that I don't think it would matter. Bribing the entire government person by person would likely be .05% of their market cap at this point.

They were basically talking about it as a datapoint that is part of a larger set of points that we're heading to a crash that would be analogous to the tech bubble crash, but with much bigger numbers and hitting more of the economy... butttttt eh? Who knows.
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That's why I use a trailing stop

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
Take this for what it's worth, but I listen to Tom Luongo a lot. His background is finance/stocks/etc, but he talks about geopolitics mostly now. Anyway, in his latest podcast he's talking about NVDA for a few minutes and how it's basically a scam like Enron and their books are enough to make Meyer Lansky green with envy and their CEO is basically a crook. I'm not sure about all of that, but even if true they're so big at this point that I don't think it would matter. Bribing the entire government person by person would likely be .05% of their market cap at this point.

They were basically talking about it as a datapoint that is part of a larger set of points that we're heading to a crash that would be analogous to the tech bubble crash, but with much bigger numbers and hitting more of the economy... butttttt eh? Who knows.
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Basically video cards are thousands of dollars, OEMs are restricted on inventory, lead times are crazy. I'd be surprised if anything in they earnings report was fake
 
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There's no doubt that it's a hype target but they basically make the best of a product that is in huge demand and they don't really have any close competitors in the segment.

It doesn't hurt that two big industries and consumers all want the same product.
 
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Reload on pull backs

 
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Yeah. There's hookers out there that claim to use AI to find better ways to suck cock.


Actually, beyond the crude joke, the lowly-paid "chatters" that support popular OnlyFans girls are almost certainly making use of LLMs to blast out text to simps.
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Lightning Lord Rule said:
Take this for what it's worth, but I listen to Tom Luongo a lot. His background is finance/stocks/etc, but he talks about geopolitics mostly now. Anyway, in his latest podcast he's talking about NVDA for a few minutes and how it's basically a scam like Enron and their books are enough to make Meyer Lansky green with envy and their CEO is basically a crook. I'm not sure about all of that, but even if true they're so big at this point that I don't think it would matter. Bribing the entire government person by person would likely be .05% of their market cap at this point.

They were basically talking about it as a datapoint that is part of a larger set of points that we're heading to a crash that would be analogous to the tech bubble crash, but with much bigger numbers and hitting more of the economy... butttttt eh? Who knows.
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Tuco said:
AI is a bubble industry because my hooker line was better than what it came up with.


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Please generate a list of 10 claims a company could make about their product using AI that don't make sense. The company's product should not be improved by AI, despite their claims.

ChatGPT
  1. "Our AI-powered toothbrush intuitively knows exactly how much pressure your teeth need for optimal cleaning."
  2. "Experience the future of laundry with our AI-infused detergent that customizes wash cycles based on the emotional state of your clothing."
  3. "Say goodbye to bad hair days with our AI hair dryer that analyzes your hair follicles to deliver the perfect blowout."
  4. "Transform your cooking experience with our AI-enhanced spatula that predicts the exact moment to flip your pancakes for ultimate perfection."
  5. "Unlock the secrets of skincare with our AI-enabled moisturizer that communicates with your pores to deliver tailored hydration."
  6. "Elevate your gardening game with our AI plant food that understands the unique nutritional needs of each individual leaf."
  7. "Step into the future of footwear with our AI sneakers that adjust their cushioning in real-time based on your mood."
  8. "Revolutionize your reading routine with our AI bookmark that predicts the next chapter you'll want to read before you do."
  9. "Upgrade your meditation practice with our AI-enhanced yoga mat that syncs with your breath to optimize relaxation."
  10. "Enhance your pet's well-being with our AI pet food that tailors its flavor profile to match your pet's personality."



Actually, the emotional state of your clothing is pretty good as is the AI bookmark. NVDA to the moon.
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Took a small position, blew through my $1 trailing stop in first 7 minutes

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Congrats to anyone who bought the dip earlier when I told them to
 
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Ossoi said:
Correct and I bought back in at yesterday's dip

Nice of your chart to mark the all time low I said was the bottom, anyone who bought there could have sold at +45%
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there's buying the dip, and then there's buying losers.

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