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Asshat Foler

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So the distance to the moon is like .0025 AU so 4% of that so your fund will go .0001 AU. Something something parsecs.
You ever heard the Russian proverb - “slow and steady wins the race”?
 

Loser Araysar

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i claimed my profits

now i wanna buy back in right now for tomorrow's morning rip in case this goes to $800

someone talk me out of it