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Palum

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I don’t think you understand the difference between an investment and consumer good. Cathy can’t go buy makeup and clothing with my money.

That's what they said about SBF too
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Foler, I think you might be better off if you let someone like me invest for you. Remember the Professional? Danny Aiello's character? It would be like that, only better of course.
 

Loser Araysar

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Foler, I think you might be better off if you let someone like me invest for you. Remember the Professional? Danny Aiello's character? It would be like that, only better of course.

He is gonna go with my Toddler ETF and get the same investment plan as my 3 year old has. Plus 30 day trial membership at Stock Pals.

Better luck next time, Lightning Lord Rule Lightning Lord Rule
 
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Asshat Foler

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Foler, I think you might be better off if you let someone like me invest for you. Remember the Professional? Danny Aiello's character? It would be like that, only better of course.
Had to google that reference. I think you may have just threatened to assassinate me? I don’t know how I come out on top of that one.
 

Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

Lightning Fast
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He is gonna go with my Toddler ETF and get the same investment plan as my 3 year old has. Plus 30 day trial membership at Stock Pals.

Better luck next time, Lightning Lord Rule Lightning Lord Rule
Honestly your toddler is crushing it. Up 30% in ~2 months? Cathy Wood would blow an entire soup line of hobos for that kind of number.
 
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Loser Araysar

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ended up with $3620 for the day

Another successful day brought to you by Stock pals

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Loser Araysar

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LUNR stock is going to the moon in about 2 hours. Get ready in the aftermarket.

You have been warned.

This hot tip is brought to you by Stock Pals.



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Delivered on time as promised

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