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    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

Asshat Foler

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Lmao they’re talking about fake human moon landings right now. Hilarious.

 

Asshat Foler

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Lmao they’re talking about fake human moon landings right now. Hilarious.

Lmao Araysar Araysar their primary sensors have already failed
 

Asshat Foler

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LMAO it’s a simulation. “Not enough bandwidth” for video. Absolutely hilarious how fake this is.
 

Asshat Foler

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Loser Araysar

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it needed another lap around the moon?

feels like amateur hour, im shorting this turd

 

Loser Araysar

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Bro how’s this working out for Stock Pals? :trump::trump::trump:

Well they went to the moon, whats the problem?

I didnt tell you to buy, just said "BE READY". To buy or short.
 
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Loser Araysar

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LMAO. Another stock pals pick literally going to the moon and CRASHING into it!! :trump: :trump: :trump:

Excellent short opportunity. Were you ready like I told you to? or did you miss it?
 
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Loser Araysar

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its been 50 years, how fucking hard is it to land on the moon?

there's a whole parking lot of rovers on mars already
 

Loser Araysar

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LMAO tricked you. It landed and you called for a short. STOCK PALS!

My advice depended entirely on whether it landed or not, I assumed it would 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

you lied so I said its a good short opportunity (if it crashed)

what's the problem?
 
  • 1Slow
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Loser Araysar

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LUNR stock is going to the moon in about 2 hours. Get ready in the aftermarket.

You have been warned.

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Creslin

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thanks stock pals! $50 profit from this means I eat inside wendies tonight!
 
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Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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LUNR stock is going to the moon in about 2 hours. Get ready in the aftermarket.

You have been warned.

This hot tip is brought to you by Stock Pals.



Stock Pals delivering you another 40% winner

Remember, dont trade Stocks alone, trade them with Pals. Stock Pals.


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