The Strain

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Frenzied Wombat

Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande
14,730
31,803
Sure Ms. Crazy Latino Alzheimer's Cat Lady, I'd be more than happy to wander out into the Vampire Apocalypse to get you some smokes. The stupid things people do in this show have no limits.
 
Gilgamel

Gilgamel

A Man Chooses....
2,869
52
It only gets worse. I read the first book and was like "meh". Then I got halfway through the second and just couldn't care anymore. The writing is awful but the narrative is the real problem.
 
Void

Void

BAU BAU
<Gold Donor>
9,919
11,930
That kid was dumb, all he had to do was tell her he would go get some smokes, then hide in another room for awhile, and when the old lady asked where her smokes were, just say he already got them awhile ago and she must have misplaced them.
 
Cantatus

Cantatus

Lord Nagafen Raider
1,437
79
I just love how not a single one of the adults question the fact that itmightnot be the greatest idea to leave a 7-year old and a woman with dementia alone in a house full of countless deadly weapons. "Sorry, gotta kill the Master! If Nora's mom doesn't mistake you for a rapist and stabs you or if you don't accidentally shoot yourself while playing with guns, I'll see you when I get back!"
 
Enzee

Enzee

Trakanon Raider
2,197
715
Cantatus_sl said:
I just love how not a single one of the adults question the fact that itmightnot be the greatest idea to leave a 7-year old and a woman with dementia alone in a house full of countless deadly weapons. "Sorry, gotta kill the Master! If Nora's mom doesn't mistake you for a rapist and stabs you or if you don't accidentally shoot yourself while playing with guns, I'll see you when I get back!"
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Well.. Eph did, but that dumb bitch Nora wouldn't stay behind.
 
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Devlin

Golden Squire
832
9
It really is sad to know that this badly written clich? garbage comes from the same pen as Pan's Labyrinth, one of the greatest movies of all time.
 
Hutchy

Hutchy

Lord Nagafen Raider
75
3
Why haven't we seen Vampire assassins yet and why is the Master a $100 costumed man from the muppets.
 
TJT

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
<Gold Donor>
43,206
110,730
Praise The Master, Nora's stupid fucking Mom is gone. And was that a deviation from the book or was The Master just fucking with Eldritch by giving him the blood and not the worm? The dude seemed pretty spry...
 
Attog

Attog

Blackwing Lair Raider
2,454
1,889
I quit after the second episode. I am curious what happened to Samwise though.
 
Homsar

Homsar

Silver Baronet of the Realm
9,679
8,636
Dead in episode 4? The she is awful and not worth the parts that are decent with Hit squad or Ratcop
 
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PosterOfStuff_sl

shitlord
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0
After watching Episode 11, I am hoping for an Epic episode 13 which will inject some new life into the series.

This would involve pretty much killing everyone, except the Latino guy with the awesome body, the Rat Catcher and maybe the kid.

They really need a new main character to anchor some of the others.
 
nu_11

nu_11

Avatar of War Slayer
3,415
22,764
This show is not very good, yet I still watch it cause what the hell.

I would not miss it if it were cancelled.
 
ShakyJake

ShakyJake

<Donor>
7,967
20,085
nu_11_sl said:
This show is not very good, yet I still watch it cause what the hell.

I would not miss it if it were cancelled.
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It's been renewed and, quite frankly, I've been enjoying the hell out of it.

Haha, anyone else notice the death metal Vombie is still wearing his wig?
 
Terial

Terial

Trakanon Raider
1,269
585
penalty_sl said:
Show hit a whole new level of retardation during the Master kill scene.
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^This!
Seriously wtf, you've been hunting him your whole life and you decide to pretty much never swing your sword.. even while he is down?
I rolled my eyes a few times during that whole "fight" scene of horror movie cliche's
 
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