The suicide thread

Picasso3

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Id try to break that highest dive into a baby pool record... if i did I'd just keep pushing the envelope
 

zombiewizardhawk

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False, actually, even Wizardhawk could probably donate. It's all tertiary anyway; I'll probably die accidentally before 50.
Yup, I'm an organ donor. Some lucky chick (hopefully if my parts are entering another person it's a chick) is going to have my organs all up in her before 2045 most likely.
 

Happysmiles

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Or the third world, thirty minutes away from me: Oakland, California.

Thai hookers and snu-snu. I'll die with a dick so hard they'll use my phallus as a tombstone.
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John Hancock style, baby.
 

Izo

Tranny Chaser
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When I can't get a nurse to suck my cock it's rp. morphine, scotch and soda - and adios.
 

Aamry

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Yeah who wouldn't be jelly of Gandalf?

Dude has a magic staff and shit.
Are we just going to let this slide, or was it a joke?


I've thought about it, I think heroine/morphine overdose is the way to go.
 

Rezz

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Given the advancements in technology in my lifetime alone, I think suicide until I'm literally borderline senile would be a bad move. There's a very likely chance I could be put into some matrix-like perma-stasis environment where I am living out my greatest fantasies forever. Wouldn't want to end it prematurely given that mildly remote, yet possible, outcome.

That said, incredibly powerful LSD-type drugs and slow auto-erotic asphyxiation. I wouldn't want anyone to wonder.
 

Chesire_sl

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yukon jack and a red hawk will do the trick when i get so old i can't find my viagra ) thats after a worldwide age of consent tour on credit cards i will never have to worry about )
 

zombiewizardhawk

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Yeah it'd be interesting to just wander off into the woods with a pound of mushrooms. Especially if you didn't end up dead (I guess it wouldn't really be suicide then... but you'd probably end up dead).
 
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LD50 of Psilocybin is unknown. From the sounds of it on Erowid/shroomery, the body can not digest it fast enough to induce death. You would need to distill it, then inject it. At any rate, after approximately 8g (dry), you experience, what is called Ego death. Meaning, you have no sense of self for the entirety of the trip; you also cant walk or do much of anything except be lost on your own journey, inside your head. Or so I have been told.

Since this is the suicide thread, here is theFrontline suicide Documentary:

 

zombiewizardhawk

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Yeah I didn't mean you'd die from overdosing so much as I meant that you'd probably end up dead if you spent a week tripping balls wandering through the wilderness.

That sounds extremely similar to the experience I had on my biggest dose of dxm tho. I was out for a good 10 hours and only remember about 5 minutes of it after it kicked in.