The suicide thread

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Kriptini

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I'm gonna wear a big jacket, stuff it with confetti and wrapped candies, then jump off the Empire State Building.
 
latheboy

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When I top myself i'll be burning my body.... I don't want to be buried cause the hollow earth lizards will take my body and turn me into a zombie.
 
Olscratch

Olscratch

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Springbok_sl said:
I take 30 vitamins a day and plan to live well past 100. Cryo freeze here I come
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I'm with this guy. Not that hard to lower your biological age fellas. Rarely use tobacco, alcohol*, sugar, and never drugs. Run often, lift heavy, sleep deep, have friends.

But if I had to go I think drowning in the ocean is romantic.

*Aubrey de Gray drinks beer like a fish and his biological age is late 20's though he was born in 63.
 
yerm

yerm

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I'm down for a skydive death if I were to choose, but I'd feel kinda guilty in those final moments that my organs and shit are going to waste. I guess the viagra and coke orgy with tons of pros is probably the good way out. Society can just live without my liver or kidneys.
 
Big Phoenix

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Dont think they would take your organs if you died during a coke fueld orgy.
 
hodj

hodj

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Can I change my mind?

I'm thinking blowing my brains out at 65 is a bit stale.

Instead, I've decided to go out in true Kentucky fashion: I'm going to "accidentally" blow myself up with dynamite while deer hunting.

That or a snake bite during a religious ceremony.

No time frame decided yet, I'm just gonna play it by ear and when things get boring take the plunge.
 
yerm

yerm

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Have you considered doing the first idea at the second location?
 
R

Rush

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I'll probably just go to sleep in the garage...with the car running...when I'm no longer capable of caring for myself. Or when my kids have to wipe my ass for me.
 
Kreugen

Kreugen

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Xeldar

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Or the third world, thirty minutes away from me: Oakland, California.

Thai hookers and snu-snu. I'll die with a dick so hard they'll use my phallus as a tombstone.
 
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