The Theism Thread

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Man Odin ran a bunch of ragged barbarians living in the snow riding around in boats robbing and pillaging whatever they could find. Desperate, hard, but unorganized men who never achieved any real level of societal success.

Zeus was the head god of two of the greatest civilizations man has ever seen, the Greeks and the Romans.

No way does Odin beats Zeus in a fight. No way.
 
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'ragged barbarians living in the snow'

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Looks a lot like Mount Olympus to me. Methinks the Norse be mad jelly of the Greeks and Romans.
 
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Yeah except that Odin predates romans and greeks by about a billion years.
 
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Let's end this now:
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Odin was so powerful that even while severely weakened, in his fight with Seth which was waged on every plane of existence simultaneously, the energy released from their battle was so powerful it shattered countless entire galaxies, reignited dying suns, and shook the very fabric of the Multiverse.
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http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansit.../news/?a=30754

Let me know when Zeus can fight on every plane of existence simultaneously and we will continue this discussion.
 
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What madness is this that the 8th to 11th centuries CE could be older than the 3rd millenium BCE?

WE DO NOT LIVE ON ORK AND TIME DOES NOT FLOW BACKWARDS FOR US LIKE SOME SORT OF STRANGE TALE ABOUT A MAN WITH THE LAST NAME BUTTON!

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Let me know when Zeus can fight on every plane of existence simultaneously and we will continue this discussion.
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Zeus doesn't need to fight on every plane of existence simultaneously.

He IS every plane of existence simultaneously.

The entire universe is but one infected pore on the cankerous ass tissue that is Zeus' glorious buttocks.

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Also, comic books are fanfiction! Not canon!
 
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Who said anything about fiction? Zeus is a roided out beach bum who throws lightning bolts. Odin is a real fucking god.
 
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Yeah but those Mesoamerican gods have a fatal weakness, cut off their supply of fresh human hearts and they're fucked.
 
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Tuco_sl said:
Who said anything about fiction? Zeus is a roided out beach bum who throws lightning bolts. Odin is a real fucking god.
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Odin is a pussy. Zeus kicked sand in his face on the beach and he's had a grudge against him ever since.

This is how villains are made.

True story.
 
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"Behold, I [God], even I am bringing the flood of water upon the earth, to destroy all flesh in which is the breath of life, from under heaven; everything that is on the earth shall perish." (Gen. 6:17)

"Then the Lord rained on Sodom and Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven, and He overthrew those cities, and all the valley, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and what grew on the ground" (Gen. 19:24-25)

"When the Lord your God brings you into the land where you are entering to possess it, and clears away many nations before you, the Hittites and the Girgashites and the Amorites and the Canaanites and the Perizzites and the Hivites and the Jebusites, seven nations greater and stronger than you, and when the Lord your God delivers them before you and you defeat them, then you shall utterly destroy them. You shall make no covenant with them and show no favor to them" (Deut. 7:1-2, emphasis added).

"They [Israel] utterly destroyed everything in the city [Jericho], both man and woman, young and old, and ox and sheep and donkey, with the edge of the sword" (Joshua 6:21).


Old testament God was OG.
 
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Nothing atheistic about believing in Odin Thor and Zeus.

Paganistic, yes. Atheistic, no.
 
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Hey man, you don't mess about with belief in Thor.

He doesn't take kindly to pretenders.
 
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Thor can't die.

He has a giant hammer.

Giant Hammer?

Means you're immortal. Can't die.

Them's the rules.
 
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