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Noodleface

Noodleface

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Finished today, it's just ok.

Ciri and her storyline fall flat hard. Yen is hot, forgot you guys were banging super models. The makeup is too much though.

Cavill is great, writing can be lame at times. Not enough monsters, and low quality CGI.
 
Ambiturner

Ambiturner

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Yennefer is cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but saying she's a butter face means we can disregard any other opinions you have
 
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Jozu

Jozu

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Chalotra is sexy as fuck. She has a nice fat ass and fat tits, face is agreeable. People saying she is ugly are a bunch of faggots.
 
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Sterling

Sterling

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Jozu said:
Chalotra is sexy as fuck. She has a nice fat ass and fat tits, face is agreeable. People saying she is ugly are a bunch of faggots.
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Clearly you're wrong. Unfuckable CHUD right there.
 
ShakyJake

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Ambiturner said:
Yennefer is cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but saying she's a butter face means we can disregard any other opinions you have
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Yes, if she was my girlfriend or wife I would be thrilled. But, in context, I can think of many other actresses that are way, way hotter.
 
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Frenzied Wombat

Frenzied Wombat

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Yen is fucking hot and you critiquing edgelords would cower before her for just a taste of that Poonana Masala.
 
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Locnar

Locnar

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Yeniffer is pretty and she has sex appeal (makeup is not over done and adds to the sex appeal). I do wish there were more episodes with her as a hunchback though before her transformation. It was unusual and intriguing. The hot seductress enchantress is so over done.

The last episode was VERY good with the dramatic battle and the mages in action. Was very dramatic when that one witch decided to stand her ground and was overrun. I love big fantasy battles with combined arms involved. (magic, swords, siege weapons, etc all together).
 
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Noodleface

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Locnar said:
Yeniffer is pretty and she has sex appeal (makeup is not over done and adds to the sex appeal). I do wish there were more episodes with her as a hunchback though before her transformation. It was unusual and intriguing. The hot seductress enchantress is so over done.

The last episode was VERY good with the dramatic battle and the mages in action. Was very dramatic when that one witch decided to stand her ground and was overrun. I love big fantasy battles with combined arms involved. (magic, swords, siege weapons, etc all together).
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Tomato tomatoh, I found her makeup over the top. But my wife doesn't wear any so my tastes are different than most.
 
Gavinmad

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Locnar said:
Yeniffer is pretty and she has sex appeal (makeup is not over done and adds to the sex appeal). I do wish there were more episodes with her as a hunchback though before her transformation. It was unusual and intriguing. The hot seductress enchantress is so over done.

The last episode was VERY good with the dramatic battle and the mages in action. Was very dramatic when that one witch decided to stand her ground and was overrun. I love big fantasy battles with combined arms involved. (magic, swords, siege weapons, etc all together).
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I wish there were zero episodes with her as a hunchback because all of her shittily written scenes were based on like a single paragraph from the books where she admits she used to be deformed. The reason Geralt's scenes are so much better is not just because Cavill is a more seasoned actor but because they're more closely following the books rather than making up stupid bullshit.
 
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Butthurt

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Locnar said:
Yeniffer is pretty and she has sex appeal (makeup is not over done and adds to the sex appeal). I do wish there were more episodes with her as a hunchback though before her transformation. It was unusual and intriguing. The hot seductress enchantress is so over done.

The last episode was VERY good with the dramatic battle and the mages in action. Was very dramatic when that one witch decided to stand her ground and was overrun. I love big fantasy battles with combined arms involved. (magic, swords, siege weapons, etc all together).
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was that thing about Yennifer and the mage screwing being a stand in for Europe embracing diversity real? cause fucking lol
 
Gavinmad

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Butthurt said:
was that thing about Yennifer and the mage screwing being a stand in for Europe embracing diversity real? cause fucking lol
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No, lol. It was an illusion she put up to be like 'haha see i can find someone thirsty enough to fuck a hunchback'. Pretty sure her stepfather was one of the people in the illusion, it wasn't just mages.
 
ShakyJake

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Zaara said:
Bunch of knees-too-sharp faggots up in here
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No, bunch of faggots that can't discern actual beauty.

Here's a short list of actresses that, visually, would have made for a better Yennefer than the wide-jawed, cleft chinned thing that we got:

Kate Beckinsale (goes without saying)
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Minka Kelly
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Ashlynn Yennie
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Jenn Proske
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Khane

Khane

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Kate and Minka sure. The other 2? Get the fuck out of here.

Ashlynn Yennie (born May 15, 1985) is an American actress from Riverton, Wyoming. She is known for playing the role of Jenny in the 2009 Dutch horror film The Human Centipede (First Sequence), and for starring as herself (the actress who played Jenny) in the sequel to the first film,[1] The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011).[2]
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Jennifer Proske (born August 8, 1987) is a Canadian American actress, best known for portraying Becca Crane in the film Vampires Suck.
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Khane

Khane

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I work with a couple of women who are knock outs. Real fuckin sexy. Maybe we coulda gotten one of them to play Yennifer.
 
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