Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

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Chukzombi said:
i wouldnt have watched this show ever, i started seeing all these memes, posts in the politics thread referencing it. even people in general chat in EQ talking about it. so i finally said whatever and threw it on. it was fairly fast moving. it felt like a soap opera for bumpkins, i dont get the whole big cat fixation, i dont care about what fag relationships are like, i dont care about what its like to live inside those 3 cults, there was no magic for me. i wish i could say "wow this was amazeballs , glad i watched it. that small lady clearly killed that large man and somehow carried his body over to the lions and they ate him whole. bones and all!" instead after the whole thing ended i was like, "thats it? thats what everyone is losing their minds over? huh" .

thats not to say there werent some interesting moments. basically how almost everyone who dealt with Joe on a daily basis hated his face, and ended up testifying against him. Carole Baskins's husband seemed like the least craziest person on the show and i could sympathize with him for having to deal with this endless drama every single day. i was a little jealous of that one dude who had all that pussy lined up in his cult. its weird to me that i had a much different reaction to "Making a Murderer", basically the reaction you guys had for this show. but i cant muster enough fucks to care if Joe Exotic rots in a prison cell for the rest of his life. i feel like they made this show in response to how well MaM was received and amped everything up to 11.
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Least crazy person on the show:

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Bandwagon

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Starting watching this on Monday just to be part of the zeitgeist, but I had to turn it off part way through the second episode during the 3-way wedding. How the fuck does that entire wedding party not see the discomfort in the 19 year old kid's face? That kid looks like what I imagine a 12 year old girl felt like when she was married off to some fatfuck 50 year old land baron or something. This show is full of psychopaths preying on people and it gives me the fucking heebie jeebies.
 
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Bandwagon said:
Starting watching this on Monday just to be part of the zeitgeist, but I had to turn it off part way through the second episode during the 3-way wedding. How the fuck does that entire wedding party not see the discomfort in the 19 year old kid's face? That kid looks like what I imagine a 12 year old girl felt like when she was married off to some fatfuck 50 year old land baron or something. This show is full of psychopaths preying on people and it gives me the fucking heebie jeebies.
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that ends up shooting himself in the head after pointing a gun at someone else and saying he's joking and its not loaded. Puts it to his head and pulls the trigger. It was loaded
 
chaos

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You're crazy, that dude is gangster as fuck. I bet he engineered the whole thing to get Joe in prison. Liking what he likes doesn't make him a faggot, dude likes to be led around on a leash, that's hardly noteworthy in this context.
 
Chukzombi

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chaos said:
You're crazy, that dude is gangster as fuck. I bet he engineered the whole thing to get Joe in prison. Liking what he likes doesn't make him a faggot, dude likes to be led around on a leash, that's hardly noteworthy in this context.
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Joe engineered himself into prison, that henpecked hubby didnt do anything cept what the owner of his balls told him to do. Queen Carole wanted that zoo and so they crippled Joe which caused him to completely lose his shit and make way more bad decisions.
 
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It's pretty good but there are 2 problems. Were there any blacks in the show other than pictures of a few who had bought joe's tigers? Second, everyone had all their limbs. Show me a legless dude passing to a one armed lesbian who then dunks and you've got pure fucking gold.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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chaos said:
You're crazy, that dude is gangster as fuck. I bet he engineered the whole thing to get Joe in prison. Liking what he likes doesn't make him a faggot, dude likes to be led around on a leash, that's hardly noteworthy in this context.
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Letting a chick fuck your butt with a strap-on most certainly makes you a fag. He's a smart guy though.
 
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Hoss

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ZyyzYzzy said:
Letting a chick fuck your butt with a strap-on most certainly makes you a fag. He's a smart guy though.
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:emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag:

If it happens between a man and a woman, it can't be gay.
 
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Chukzombi said:
i wouldnt have watched this show ever, i started seeing all these memes, posts in the politics thread referencing it. even people in general chat in EQ talking about it. so i finally said whatever and threw it on. it was fairly fast moving. it felt like a soap opera for bumpkins, i dont get the whole big cat fixation, i dont care about what fag relationships are like, i dont care about what its like to live inside those 3 cults, there was no magic for me. i wish i could say "wow this was amazeballs , glad i watched it. that small lady clearly killed that large man and somehow carried his body over to the lions and they ate him whole. bones and all!" instead after the whole thing ended i was like, "thats it? thats what everyone is losing their minds over? huh" .

thats not to say there werent some interesting moments. basically how almost everyone who dealt with Joe on a daily basis hated his face, and ended up testifying against him. Carole Baskins's husband seemed like the least craziest person on the show and i could sympathize with him for having to deal with this endless drama every single day. i was a little jealous of that one dude who had all that pussy lined up in his cult. its weird to me that i had a much different reaction to "Making a Murderer", basically the reaction you guys had for this show. but i cant muster enough fucks to care if Joe Exotic rots in a prison cell for the rest of his life. i feel like they made this show in response to how well MaM was received and amped everything up to 11.
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This is the most astrocreep post of all time.
 
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Hoss

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So who was singing in the music videos? I thought that was really him till I watched the last episode.
 
Locnar

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I was reading more about him and he picked up one of his boyfriends/husbands at a bar on Karaoke night singing to him. Why is everyone saying its not him singing? It was just average singing, not like he had to pay someone to sing opera for him.

Also this man had more STRAIGHT men as boyfriends/husbands than gay. One of his previous boyfriends (not talked about in the show) is now serving life for 1st degree murder... this dude liked VERY rough trade. Which makes his most recent (and current???) boyfriend intriguing, since the guy is obviously not a roughneck straight dude but a softer pretty boy.

You got to admit, Joe must of had game because he was constantly punch way above his weight in the dating game. Maybe a lot of you are jealous he was turning straight dudes gay when you all just jack off to lesbian porn and wishing you had that power??
 
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iannis

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I dunno, i'm not jealous of a dude buttfucking another dude.

Just being honest. Neither side of that seems appealing. Some people like German Chocolate cake though. Too much chocolate. Too many dicks.
 
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