I couldn't imagine the price for a taxi to take you to Downtown Tokyo from Narita. Even special trains at Narita to bring you into Tokyo proper. I was all the way out to the west of Tokyo prefecture. I was living in Akiruno which is a pretty 30-45 train ride to Downtown Tokyo and maybe about an hour to get down to Yokohama. I love Yokohama, they have the nicest, most respectable and polite police officers when dealing with a white American that is lost in Yokohama after the trains shut down and lost his friends because he decided to jump on a train going who knows where, I time travel a bit and end up at a 7/11 and I have honestly been in Japan for about 2 weeks, I have no Idea how to get back to Akigawa station from a station south of Yokohama.
So I am just yelling "I need to go to AKIGAWA!""I need to go to AKIGAWA!""I need to go to AKIGAWA!", 7/11 cashier tells me to wait outside, cops pull up, small ladie and a bigger fellow, officer Honda, I remember that. They did not search me, they did not restrain me in handcuffs as I was not posing any threat at all, they put me in back of cop car, take me to the police station, the girl cop pushes two cushioned benches together and then ask me if "would you like a blanket?"; I was so blown away by this hospitality to a drunk gaijin(outsider/foreigner), I said "Hai, Arigato gozaimasu" in broken, drunk Japanese, she laughed and brought me a pillow and blanket. So I wake up at daybreak which is fucking 4:30AM, still hungover, I didn't have my passport on me(mistake) but they used my regular USA Drivers license to check me out and all that. Well I guess the police chief was interested in talking to me and knowing where I was from and etc. So he brings a Ipad over with him and open up google earth and I show him Charleston, SC and all that and he messages my friend's wife that I was staying with to let them know I am ok and probably a good laugh in all the hirgana paragraph I glanced at.
Well they take me out for a smoke and I still have some American cigs and me and the Chief said no American cigarettes' here you smoke a Japanese cigarette, they ask me about liking Japanese women and it was one of the best experiences I think I have ever had in my life. Finally they said I am good to go they even wrote down which stations to take in all CAPS ENGLISH to get back to Akigawa on a sheet of paper for me(awesome). So I ask which way to start walking to get to nearest station and Officer Honda and his partner drove me to the train station, I was expecting to walk, then they asked if I had enough money on me to make it home, I did, but they were willing to give me extra yen to make it home if I didn't have enough! They didn't want me to post the selfie we took on facebook so I respected the captain's request and never been on FB. Since this was in 2016 I think enough time has passed. I'll be back. edit: That was such an epic night, I lost my phone @ a craft beer pub called Antenna America, went back a couple months later and asked if anybody had turned it in and dude said he didn't see anything like my phone, well.... go back again another couple months later and same dude found my phone and it was returned.