Tomb Raider (2018)

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Aychamo BanBan

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"Lara, you must save the world from doom, but first solve a series of puzzles." LOL stupid. Couldn't finish trailer.
 
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Sterling

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You're right. There's no puzzles in Tomb Raider games, how could I forget.
 
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Amzin

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I don't think anyone that enjoyed the TR reboots even says the plot / story was good at any given point, it's pretty objectively bad. Trying to merge both of them seems like a questionable choice especially considering there's no fun game mechanics to excuse the poor writing to get you there.
 
Hekotat

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I expected more, darker less popcorn flick more serious. Feels like a cash grab.
 
Kuriin

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Just finished Rise of the Tomb Raider; replaying through Tomb Raider. Looking forward to this reboot!
 
Ambiturner

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People complaining she's too small are all a bunch of faggots. The same neckbeards were complaining about Gal Gadot and look how that turned out.
 
nu_11

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Ambiturner said:
People complaining she's too small are all a bunch of faggots. The same neckbeards were complaining about Gal Gadot and look how that turned out.
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I think she's too small. I was alright with Gal Gadot.

I'm not complaining though. I literally give 0 fucks for this movie, and I give 0 fucks about the video game series.
 
Khalan

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I give 0 fucks about this movie, but alicia vikander is hot AF and a great actress, so will probably see it.
 
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Aychamo BanBan

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nu_11 said:
I think she's too small. I was alright with Gal Gadot.

I'm not complaining though. I literally give 0 fucks for this movie, and I give 0 fucks about the video game series.
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But don't you want to see what puzzles she will elaborately solve prior to her saving the world? All while questioning if she's really meant to be the person to bear this task?? And there's guaranteed to be one super clever slight against white men in there. I can't wait!
 
Kuriin

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nu_11 said:
I think she's too small. I was alright with Gal Gadot.

I'm not complaining though. I literally give 0 fucks for this movie, and I give 0 fucks about the video game series.
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Did you play the games? The reboot series is not about tits and pistols. I'm frankly disappointed that at the end of the trailer, she shows the dual pistols and iconic ponytail. Sad.
 
spronk

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trailer seems to show the whole movie i wouldn't really watch it, closed out after 20 secs
 
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ohkcrlho

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This is like.....tomb raider reboot the movie lol
That music choice...hmmmmmm "strong female character "
 
Siliconemelons

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Tomb raider is one of few things that is not going "strong female lead" because it's the thing to do...it was/is that from the beginning. It's how it always was.

And honestly I think the tit reduction was not merely out of "oh the SJWs don't like it" I think it was a move to what "current" generations find "sexy" is the slim/fit vs the "if ya got big tits, I'll accept some fluf in the right spots" as that's now "fat" ... rise is a fun game, but it defenently has "sexy camera angles" when it can..

the movie is inline with the new games with a throwback or twom
 
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