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Adebisi

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Dat Padma's white dress

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10/10 would restaurant wars fap again
 
spronk

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padma was really proud of her risotto detective skills

its too bad hipster faggot is gone, I think he had a lot more LOL moments left. spoilers for LCK
philip cuts his finger cutting onions, literally fills a glove with blood, and goes on to lose

plate looks like a kid threw up on it
philip: "my plate is looking really good"
 
Kiroy

Kiroy

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I'm a bit bummed Philip is gone too due to the laughs but holy shit did he live in his own bubble - reminded me of the politics thread, except food.
 
Adebisi

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Clump of Cells
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I edited it down in movie maker and viewed it multiple times.

It's a hand clap, but looks like an ass slap.

 
Intrinsic

Intrinsic

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It was over for him the instant he bought those. Short of someone serving completely raw pork and killing a judge it is almost impossible to be safe using canned or premade stuff. It is known.

On the other hand almost all those concepts looked great and I'd eat the shit out of them.
 
Angerz

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I feel like he could have sold it better. If that was an actual fast casual restaurant, they may not make their own, but you can sure as shit know if they used frozen Eggo waffles, they would up sell it. "Made with Eggo Waffles!" not just, "uh yeah I didnt make these, we got frozen ones and covered em in butter".
 
Kiroy

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I'd say buying pre made stuff is a curse that always sends people home on top chef, but it's not a curse, it's just stupid. Especially considered all he did was fry little bits of chicken and made a sauce for for them. He's a way better chef then that.
 
spronk

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mad respect to kwame though, you could see tom's stunned face when he was reminded that kwame only started professionally cooking 4 years ago

marjorie is in beast mode now, i'm guessing its gonna be her vs karl in the finale
 
Kiroy

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i havn't been a fan of karl ever since he took all the tomatoes in some stupid quickfire towards the start and wouldn't give any up to that big dude, even though he didn't need them all. such a scumbag move
 
Adebisi

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Clump of Cells
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Has Marjorie said why she needs to win Top Chef, yet?

I mean, she already worked at Per Se. I'm not sure your resume needs a boost.
 
Adebisi

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She doesn't seem that bad. She picked the noob as her partner last challenge.
 
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