Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

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General Antony

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Everyone doesn"t win. You have a 10 which is perfect and a 0 which is absolute worst. Scale everything else in between.

This isn"t grade school where a 6.5 is utter failure. It just means 35% exceed that score.
 
Drinsic

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Trexmussen said:
We can"t make the most beautiful girl in the entire world a ten and judge everyone else by that. If you judged me next to Megan Fox, I would be like...a 2...maybe not even that.
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Why the fuck not? You"re just in denial of the 20 or 30 point scale you should be using if you"re offering up 10s to everyone.
 
trex

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Tuco I"m going to post my tits with "negs for Tuco" written across it.

Pipe down.
 
Kirun

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Trexmussen said:
A lightbulb just went off in my head. I finally get why you guys are such ass holes about the way girls look.

Let me explain to you how I see a 1-10 scale. *clears throat*

Some of you maybe know I am head over heals lez for Lana Del Ray. She is a 10 (in my book). I"m also strangely attracted to Megan Fox who is WAY hotter than Lana Del Ray, but she"s still just a 10 because a 10 is the highest rank.

Let"s look at cocks now, Brad Pitt"s cock is a 10 because it is Brad Pitts fucking cock even though it"s probably just your average white boy cock (although I"m positive it is beautiful to look at). A huge black anaconda is also a 10 because a 10 is the highest possible rank. If I judged every cock based on a giant black snake as a ten I would continuously be very disappointed and NEVER able to gasm.

You see it"s because a wonderful and perfect by all standards school paper is a 100%, right? Well an above and beyond, makes-you-rethink-your-existence paper also just gets a 100%. The only difference is the better one probably also gets a note from your teacher.

We can"t make the most beautiful girl in the entire world a ten and judge everyone else by that. If you judged me next to Megan Fox, I would be like...a 2...maybe not even that.
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So if we don"t judge women next to 10s, what the fuck are we supposed to use as a metric?
 
Void

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I think what this really explains is how bad 99% of women are at just about everything.

Kate Beckinsale is my 10. Everyone else is lower, albeit perhaps only by decimal points. I"m not grading a fucking paper she wrote.
 
Araysar

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I bet Etoille knows how to judge a cock
 
Drinsic

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Don"t completely kill the value of the original post man.

"Trex vs. Etoille, Cam vs. Aria: a point-by-point analysis of tits, dicks, and punchability"
 
Void

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Lyrical said:
Would be a good title for this thread. "How to Judge Cocks" starting on page x.
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I"m actually a little disappointed that an epic thread by Ser Kegkilla has been derailed into this.
 
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lol @ debating how to judge cocks
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This. Goddamn, Fedor has made everyone so fucking Cock-centric on this board...I"m surprised Kirun isn"t getting jealous.

Teabag to everyone arguing about how to properly judge a cock then who will claim meta status as men elsewhere
 
Urgoslav

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Riska~ said:
This. Goddamn, Fedor has made everyone so fucking Cock-centric on this board...I"m surprised Kirun isn"t getting jealous.

Teabag to everyone arguing about how to properly judge a cock then who will claim meta status as men elsewhere
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Fedor just likes shemales, to offset the cocks there needs to be boobs atleast. So far it"s just been cocks.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:so... shemale?
 
kegkilla

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Riska~ said:
This. Goddamn, Fedor has made everyone so fucking Cock-centric on this board...I"m surprised Kirun isn"t getting jealous.

Teabag to everyone arguing about how to properly judge a cock then who will claim meta status as men elsewhere
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congrats on posting the oldest pic in the history of the internet you friggin homo
 
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