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Kirun

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Riska~ said:
I"m surprised Kirun isn"t getting jealous.
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Kuriin is the one who loves dicks. I"m a pussy man, myself. Don"t worry, you"re only the 80th person to get us confused.

Unless this was a jab at me, in which case...touche.
 
Shonuff

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Urgoslav said:
Fedor just likes shemales, to offset the cocks there needs to be boobs atleast. So far it"s just been cocks.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:so... shemale?
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This is why we can"t have nice things.
 
Shonuff

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Kirun said:
Kuriin is the one who loves dicks. I"m a pussy man, myself. Don"t worry, you"re only the 80th person to get us confused.
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Methinks thou dost protest too much.
 
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Ser Kegkilla said:
congrats on posting the oldest pic in the history of the internet you friggin homo
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thanks. I figure some traditions should stay alive, recalling a time when men were men
 
tyen

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Kegzilla"s love for wrestling gave him the idea for this thread.


Good work Hulk Hogan
 
Urgoslav

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you only had to look for a few seconds, i had to ps the thing
I"ll get onto shooping some boobs
 
Soygen

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Urgoslav said:
you only had to look for a few seconds, i had to ps the thing
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That made me laugh, so all is forgiven. I"ll be honest; I think that may have been an improvement on Shelly.
 
Kuriin

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No, I"m not a urologist. It was a joke to show that I"ve seen many dicks. I"m just a nurse. lol.
 
Drinsic

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Soygen said:
I"ll be honest; I think that may have been an improvement on Shelly.
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Hear that Cam? Your weird little mushroom is a better looking vagina than Shelly"s vagina!
 
kegkilla

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** i am now accepting entries for the FoHSS boobs contest. please submit your entries to me via PM. feel free not to include your face or any other identifying features. you may submit wearing lingerie or a bathing suit top but i will be forced to give you a 0/10 in the nipple category. photos submitted will either be kept private and deleted after the judging or made public when my decision is posted if you would prefer. thank you, and good luck.**
 
Kuriin

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BTW, Aria...sorry man, but, your cock is no go"d either. I"m going to have to show you guys my friend"s dick. It"s about 8.5 REAL inches and humongous balls. He"s not a big shooter, though.

Lets see some boobs, please.
 
trex

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Kuriin said:
He"s not a big shooter, though.
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This. I just realized I would need to see amount of cum and a gif of them shooting it for a real judgement. Even a 9 cock can fall to a 7 if the jizz has a poor (too thick or lumpy) consistency or if it doesn"t near hit you in the face when they pull out. I"ve seen some where the cum basically oozes out of the peen hole. That. That (!) is the worst. I love watching it shoot far!
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Over share?

Those penises are both nice. They don"t have the herpes (which I know kept some of you from showing me yours) or anything else blatantly wrong with them. It"s just cams sac that is confirmed terrible. Someone send me a pic of their uncircumcised cock. I want to see.

Edit: oh and amount. There"s got to be at least a few tablespoons, amirite Kuriin?
 
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