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Etoille said:
I tried to handicap myself a bit. The pic I sent was before I found bras with padding that I liked.

see further other comment I made in some other thread regarding areolas and nips.

nipples are hard 24/7. no kidding. its amazingly fucking annoying. nickname (well one of them) in college was headlights. you can imagine how big the tata"s are now that I"m fat. even in college though with the bra im wearing which was pure fabric no padding it was like wet tshirt contest 24/7.

Now I wear a bra with padding so that I don"t have a headlight issue. So its either impossibly big boobs or everyone can see your nipples.

/sigh.

annoying.

anyways now that this is settled I"m glad that everyone can just move the fuck on from this topic.
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You think I"mma buy a fine-ass steed just from my Wakandan Kegkilla"s description of it? That shit cray.
 
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Mario Speedwagon said:
The honorable judge kegzilla presiding. This is how all forum disputes shall be decided from hence forth.
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Would it not be "The Honorable Juged" presiding?
 
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Trexmussen said:
Can someone elaborate on this? Of all the gross things I"ve heard in my life and read on this forum "what color is her anus?" is not one of them.
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He"s asking if you"ve bleached your asshole...yeah I had to ask what that was once too, apparently it is a thing. All the women who sign their posts with hashtags do it, I"m sure you and your besties will get together at some point for a pillow party with nail polish, glitter, sparkles, bedazzler kits, pillows, and take turns pouring acid down each others poopers".
 
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Trexmussen said:
Can someone elaborate on this? Of all the gross things I"ve heard in my life and read on this forum "what color is her anus?" is not one of them.
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I find it surprising you"ve never heard of anal bleaching. You should totes do it, grrlfran. Salty will be able to look upon your pink butthole with pride.
 
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where"s a picture of Trexmussen?
 
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I"ve heard of anal bleaching, I just thought it was for gay men and pornstars. I"m sure everything works out fine for them in the end, but I"m not about to pour chemicals in a part of my body that is separated from my bloodstream by nothing more than some stratified squamous keritinized epithelium, namean?

Anyways, Salty says it"s green and that he wouldn"t fuck it if I begged him (tres homosexual). /shrug
 
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Ser Kegkilla said:
Etoille: very pretty face. how you feel about the rest of her is a matter of taste. many of you scrawny nerds might be intimidated by a full figure woman like this but personally i find her figure to be quite delightful. would probably make good breeding stock is you are interested in raising your boys to become NFL offensive linemen. 7.5/10
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Haha. I wanna see the Etoille pics. They obviously aren"t that bad, you should share them Etoille.
 
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Trexmussen said:
Anyways, Salty says it"s green and that he wouldn"t fuck it if I begged him (tres homosexual). /shrug
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