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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Sorry, but taking into account the OP, the tit contest and the drama that ensued, including the novella, while forgetting the dick contest, this is HoF material.Silence said:
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Unless you legitimately wore nothing but sports bras until you turned 18/19 there is no way you didn"t understand bra sizing - especially if you had any female friends that actually wore D cup bras. If you really believed you were a D cup, why didn"t you ask your friends with legitimately voluptuous tatters why they weren"t shopping for EE"s?Trexmussen said:
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Bro, I ain"t confirming or denying, but i waited in Victoria"s Secret at the fitting rooms and saw a chick working there go in to size her and she scolded her for wearing a small bra and was all like "you are a D."
First off, I had no idea they told chicks to release them tittys, and second I heard that shit plain as day.
/shrug, all sizes are the same price so I didn"t think the chick was overselling.
Shit, you mean a salesman complimented a perspective buyer by saying they needed a new item that she could provide for them? God damn, thats a shocker. Plain as day too.
Having such a butterface, wasn"t she embarrased to even walk into victoria secret? I thought all of lifes unfortunates shoped in walmart?
She"s a "D" in an academic scale. If you or her think for a millisecond that she has D cups, then both of you are beyond fucked up.Tyen said:
She"s an A /borderline B and each of you are fucked up for thinking for a millisecond that more = better, even more fucked up in thinking that her puny chubs are more than a B at best.
She has nice chubs by many accounts. A- B - C -D, who the fuck cares? Them ruby red goldmines are goldmines after all and sucking on tit is really only bested by sucking on twat.
In that department, sorry, Crisco Kid.
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She wasn"t overselling, she was just selling. How many bras do you think they sell by telling chicks their tits are small?Tyen said:
Judging from an ex who had nearly identical tits I"d place them around 34B (which is what she wore), but it"s nothing to be ashamed of - they aren"t bad tits.
I was going to follow Urgoslav"s lead and attempt a trextits shoop when it looked like the goods wouldn"t be delivered, but halfway through I saw that Kegkilla is a true Lannister that pays his debts. So I"ll leave you with my half finished work in case anyone wants to finish it.
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