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Daddy, what are FoH"s rules on posting pics of underage girls? I"m 16 in that picture.

Lol at you guys beating a dead horse. I think we"ve established that they are not a plastic surgeon"s definition of a D cup.

#blondehairdontcare

Well, not anyone"s definition really. Definitions only work because we all agree what they mean.

Lol at you thinking we have anything better to do than talk about titties. We"ve all been doing this since we were like 5.

Trexmussen said:

Daddy, what are FoH"s rules on posting pics of underage girls? I"m 16 in that picture.

Lol at you guys beating a dead horse. I think we"ve established that they are not a plastic surgeon"s definition of a D cup.

#blondehairdontcare

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have you been emailing ppl underage porn?

Lord Commander Chaos said:

Lol at you thinking we have anything better to do than talk about titties. We"ve all been doing this since we were like 5.

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^ x1000

He turtles.

Ser Kegkilla said:

how can you be shrugging? you have no neck.

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Lol. Gods damn you, Keg. I"d + you if I could.

Hand shrugs.

I"m glad I have participated in such a glorious thread. I never thought I"d see the day where I could say "everyone had to look at my penis and critique against a frankencock," but alas it did happen.

On the subject of titties, I would put my "shrimp dick" in between both. Actually, Trex"s mirror those of my fiances which are pretty nice. D"s? No, but who the hell am I to complain?

Obviously I vote for HoF, but my opinion is biased.

Kirun said:

As awesome as Valks novella was and the utter slaying Keg gave Shitten, I just can"t get behind a thread going to the HoF that has Trog Trex as one of the focal points.

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Anytime she ever pisses you off just remember her titties are now on the internet forever.

HOF

Trexmussen said:

Wow. What a build up for complete crap.

Now I know what it"s like to get an orgasm from Keg.

Jesus Christ.

Happy 1,000 post to me.

Ps thanks for the protip, Etoillet. I"ll be sure to let Victoria"s Secret and Nordstoms know that their sizing is wrong. #youjelly

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oh really? lets see.


by your own words - your rib cage measurement is 30 inches. and then you add 5 inches for the boobs (again, your measurements not our words).

Bra Straps.com how to determine your Bra Size

Victoria"s Secret - null

30 rib cage measurement +5 inches= 35

or using VS measurement it 100% confirmed that the 30 inch measurement is incorrect for purposes of size calculation. (So which is it, the 30 inch measurement you gave earlier is incorrect or VS is now incorrect?)

using the first links measurement:

35-34 bust size = a to b cup.

not D.

but that"s not anything that anyone here who gets laid regularly didn"t already know (that there was no way you"re a D).

and since you"re supposed to round up its really a 36B. which is a sister size to a 34C. and in some bra fits with the straps tightly done and on the smallest possible hook in the back....can def pretend to be a 34D.

I mean I guess I could measure my boobs like that...but then I"d be into Jenny Jones circa 1990"s sizes. But since I still rock the VS incredible bras (OMG gel around the underwire)....not so much.

its not hard to see why you"re upset. if I bought the line that some salesperson whose job it is to SELL YOU SHIT that I was wearing the wrong bra size and that my deflated balloons were really size D fun bags and a billion people told me I was an idiot for believing her, I"d be mad too.

#umadbra

DUN DUN dUn

Etoille said:

if I bought the line that some salesperson whose job it is to SELL YOU SHIT that I was wearing the wrong bra size andthat my deflated balloons were really size D fun bagsand a billion people told me I was an idiot for believing her, I"d be mad too.


#umadbra

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Daaaammnnn.

Trexmussen said:

Lol. How bout etoilet comes in and tells me how to measure and more pics will be posted with a measuring tape.

Eh? Fair?

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posted the above before I even saw this (and as I"m catching up I now see that Keg reposted what I sent). you don"t even need to post more. you"ve provided the stats and its been conclusively proven via your OWN standards (VS) on their own chart that you have no idea wtf you"re doing. Edit - thanks for admitting that I (along with everyone else) was right. You"re a 34C/36B. #kisses

this threads been awesome.

later dudes! We now bring you back to Trex"s regularly (and constantly) scheduled attention whoring.

ETOILLEWN"ED!