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Discussion in 'The Classics 97.3' started by kegkilla, Jul 22, 2016.

  1. trex Queen Bee DONOR

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    Daddy, what are FoH"s rules on posting pics of underage girls? I"m 16 in that picture.

    Lol at you guys beating a dead horse. I think we"ve established that they are not a plastic surgeon"s definition of a D cup.

    #blondehairdontcare
     
  2. chaos nazi mods fuck off DONOR

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    Well, not anyone"s definition really. Definitions only work because we all agree what they mean.

    Lol at you thinking we have anything better to do than talk about titties. We"ve all been doing this since we were like 5.
     
  3. chthonic-anemos Well-Known Member

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    have you been emailing ppl underage porn?
     
  4. Rythonn_foh shitlord

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    ^ x1000
     
  5. kegkilla Hustle. Loyalty. Respect. DONOR

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    how can you be shrugging? you have no neck.
     
  6. Drinsic privileged shitlord DONOR

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    He turtles.
     
  7. Dioblaire And now my Watch has ended... DONOR

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    Lol. Gods damn you, Keg. I"d + you if I could.
     
  8. Yutnopash_sl shitlord

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  9. Big Phoenix Well-Known Member

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    Why dont any of the attachments work?
     
  10. Noodleface Delicious Noodles DONOR

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    I"m glad I have participated in such a glorious thread. I never thought I"d see the day where I could say "everyone had to look at my penis and critique against a frankencock," but alas it did happen.

    On the subject of titties, I would put my "shrimp dick" in between both. Actually, Trex"s mirror those of my fiances which are pretty nice. D"s? No, but who the hell am I to complain?

    Obviously I vote for HoF, but my opinion is biased.
     
  11. Lightning Lord Rule Well-Known Member

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    This is easily the lulziest thread since the radio contest thread that"s in the HOF.

    -OP was awesome.
    -Sick burns all over the place.
    -Horribly disfigured man meat.
    -Novella!
    -RL Titties from board members.

    What more can you even put in a thread? I vote HOF thread.
     
  12. Voyce Well-Known Member

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    Anytime she ever pisses you off just remember her titties are now on the internet forever.
     
  13. HiroYagyu_foh shitlord

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  14. etoille New Member

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    oh really? lets see.


    by your own words - your rib cage measurement is 30 inches. and then you add 5 inches for the boobs (again, your measurements not our words).

    Bra Straps.com how to determine your Bra Size

    Victoria"s Secret - null

    30 rib cage measurement +5 inches= 35

    or using VS measurement it 100% confirmed that the 30 inch measurement is incorrect for purposes of size calculation. (So which is it, the 30 inch measurement you gave earlier is incorrect or VS is now incorrect?)

    using the first links measurement:

    35-34 bust size = a to b cup.

    not D.

    but that"s not anything that anyone here who gets laid regularly didn"t already know (that there was no way you"re a D).

    and since you"re supposed to round up its really a 36B. which is a sister size to a 34C. and in some bra fits with the straps tightly done and on the smallest possible hook in the back....can def pretend to be a 34D.

    I mean I guess I could measure my boobs like that...but then I"d be into Jenny Jones circa 1990"s sizes. But since I still rock the VS incredible bras (OMG gel around the underwire)....not so much.

    its not hard to see why you"re upset. if I bought the line that some salesperson whose job it is to SELL YOU SHIT that I was wearing the wrong bra size and that my deflated balloons were really size D fun bags and a billion people told me I was an idiot for believing her, I"d be mad too.

    #umadbra
     
  15. daly Well-Known Member DONOR

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    DUN DUN dUn
     
  16. Soygen 10th Degree Black Belt in Anilingus DONOR

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    Damn, that was kind of funny.
     
  17. Lithose Well-Known Member DONOR

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    Daaaammnnn.
     
  18. etoille New Member

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    posted the above before I even saw this (and as I"m catching up I now see that Keg reposted what I sent). you don"t even need to post more. you"ve provided the stats and its been conclusively proven via your OWN standards (VS) on their own chart that you have no idea wtf you"re doing. Edit - thanks for admitting that I (along with everyone else) was right. You"re a 34C/36B. #kisses

    this threads been awesome.

    later dudes! We now bring you back to Trex"s regularly (and constantly) scheduled attention whoring.
     
  19. TrollfaceDeux New Member

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    it must be my lack of sleep.
    i cannot comprehend.

    but i agree.

    but i do not know women"s bra.

    this bra talk is confusing....more tits..
     
  20. Fammaden_foh shitlord

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