Dude, Sasha Grey is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking slow when playing games.
I thought that I was slow, but holy fuck. She has me beaten by a country mile, and then some. I mean, going from house to house to pick shit up is kind'a fun for about 20 minutes, for me it took a couple'a hours. Her? Still doing it about ten hours in to the game. She goes to spots she just randomly picks on the map, just to loot the houses. Not another house for miles? Hey, let's go there! She doesn't want any spoilers in TW3, which is fine.. I can get behind that. But when she's at a hidden stash and picks up something called Bloodstained Notes off'a corpse, ya think that'd be something you'd wanna read, right? Her, nope. She's fumbling around for about 5-10 minutes, trying to figure out what her quest log is telling her to read... I'm sitting over here saying, "Bloodstained Notes" every minute. She either never reads my comments, or actively is blocking them out of her mind.
I mean, jeezus christ. And I haven't even gotten on my soap box about herbs, her "ohhhhhh" and "ahhhhhh"'s. And no, not the sexy kind, either.
Aren't you her tech support guy? Maybe you can also become her video game trainer. Anyways, keep wasting your life on this jizz-brained ho. I'm sure it will pay off someday.Dude, Sasha Grey is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking slow when playing games.
I thought that I was slow, but holy fuck. She has me beaten by a country mile, and then some. I mean, going from house to house to pick shit up is kind'a fun for about 20 minutes, for me it took a couple'a hours. Her? Still doing it about ten hours in to the game. She goes to spots she just randomly picks on the map, just to loot the houses. Not another house for miles? Hey, let's go there! She doesn't want any spoilers in TW3, which is fine.. I can get behind that. But when she's at a hidden stash and picks up something called Bloodstained Notes off'a corpse, ya think that'd be something you'd wanna read, right? Her, nope. She's fumbling around for about 5-10 minutes, trying to figure out what her quest log is telling her to read... I'm sitting over here saying, "Bloodstained Notes" every minute. She either never reads my comments, or actively is blocking them out of her mind.
I mean, jeezus christ. And I haven't even gotten on my soap box about herbs, her "ohhhhhh" and "ahhhhhh"'s. And no, not the sexy kind, either.
Epic cringeI'm sitting over here saying, "Bloodstained Notes" every minute. She either never reads my comments, or actively is blocking them out of her mind.
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Wonder how much Google paid Blizzard to ditch twitch for youtube
Meanwhile viewership tanking.Report: YouTube Dropped $160 Million To Steal Activision Blizzard’s Esports From Twitch
YouTube won the exclusive rights to stream league play for Activision Blizzard’s Overwatch, Call of Duty and Hearthstone from Amazon’s Twitch platform at the end of January for an undisclosed amount.www.forbes.com
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