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jayrebb

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His total current exposure is 29 years. His passport remains seized by Korean police.

This video covers some of his stunts in Tel Aviv Israel for people who missed out.
 
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Chanur

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Fuck him. Hope he gets the max. He wanted to be as annoying as possible, well congrats. Reap what you sow.
 
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Bald Brah

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Fuck him. Hope he gets the max. He wanted to be as annoying as possible, well congrats. Reap what you sow.

And no more idiot biden to trade a Korean spy for this clown. Maybe trump can send that ugly grinder dude back to Russia to finish his sentence too.
 
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TJT

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North Korea doesn't keep blacks. They kicked that black soldier out who tried to defect.
 
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North Korea doesn't keep blacks. They kicked that black soldier out who tried to defect.
North Korea might be the first socialism that works. It's has the lowest percentage of black people on the planet.
 

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If he shows up at the airport with this, they can slap him with escape charges in addition. Is Korea one of those countries where sentences add up?
I wouldn't be surprised if he's violating korean law by getting a temp passport and not turning it over immediately. He's breaking US law doing this too.

18 USC 1542 makes it a crime up to 25 years in jail to make false statements to obtain a passport. I'll bet money he lied and said he lost it (assuming that's a real one). If its not, he's only facing 10 years in jail for making a fraudulent passport under 18 USC 1543. I'm pretty sure just mimicking the cover of the book is enough to earn jail time, no matter what it looks like inside.

Time to do my good samaritin act of the day and report this to the state department oig.
 
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jayrebb

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jayrebb

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He's a moron for not flying out after his first police contact where an actual detective showed up on scene to conduct an in-field investigation. They let him go, but this detective was something straight out of a movie. Just by his aura you could tell he was going to be opening a case file.

Anyone with any self-preservation would have been like "oh shit this detective could open a real investigation into my activities here" and left. He stayed for weeks after that. He was given multiple chances.


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And when high ranking investigators are on scene looking very concerned with a pained expression on their face, and it's not just beat patrol cops, that's another sign maybe you should get the fuck out.
 
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He's a moron for not flying out after his first police contact where an actual detective showed up on scene to conduct an in-field investigation. They let him go, but this detective was something straight out of a movie. Just by his aura you could tell he was going to be opening a case file.

Anyone with any self-preservation would have been like "oh shit this detective could open a real investigation into my activities here" and left. He stayed for weeks after that. He was given multiple chances.
If he was bright he would be doing something real with his life.
 
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Cybsled

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I look forward to his upcoming book “From J-Pop to Gen-pop: The Johnny Somali Story”
 
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TJT

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If he was bright he would be doing something real with his life.
He's made mad money from bored Saudis pumping him cash to do this.

Can't spend it well from Korean prison though.

He had no idea that guy was an actual ranking detective.
 
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Araxen

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Someone's comment in a Reddit thread:
This is going out to everyone, please save Johnny.
If you can find it in you heart to help everyone would really appreciate it.
He needs someone to mule him over the Northern border.
lol
 
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