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jayrebb

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Someone's comment in a Reddit thread:

lol

He has the oilers to afford it.

The Nissan executive was succesfully extracted from Japan without a passport or passenger manifest declared. They used a big music box and the 2 operators claimed to be musicians.

Customs let the music instrument through without inspection to a private plane.

That's pretty much his only shot. Hire some private US operators for 1mil to extract him to a non-extradition country (In this case, Lebanon would be the safest)

Problem is,

as the Nissan executive found out, you can never leave the non-extradition country unless you plan on resolving your charges. You live in exile. He could illegally re-enter the US via Mexico using a coyote, but he can never operate a US bank account etc again. He'd have to be off the grid.
 
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TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
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He has the oilers to afford it.

The Nissan executive was succesfully extracted from Japan without a passport or passenger manifest declared. They used a big music box and the 2 operators claimed to be musicians.

Customs let the music instrument through without inspection to a private plane.

That's pretty much his only shot. Hire some private US operators for 1mil to extract him to a non-extradition country (In this case, Lebanon would be the safest)

Problem is,

as the Nissan executive found out, you can never leave the non-extradition country unless you plan on resolving your charges. You live in exile. He could illegally re-enter the US via Mexico using a coyote, but he can never operate a US bank account etc again. He'd have to be off the grid.
This guy living off the grid and laying low.

Uh huh.
 
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mkopec

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So supposedly there is some ad-pocalypse going on right now? Streamers loosing their shit because ad revenue is down like 80% or more?
 

Harshaw

Throbbing Member
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So supposedly there is some ad-pocalypse going on right now? Streamers loosing their shit because ad revenue is down like 80% or more?
Yeah, the people who really kicked it off, Hasan and his lackeys, are all blaming Asmongold.
 

Chanur

Shit Posting Professional
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He's a moron for not flying out after his first police contact where an actual detective showed up on scene to conduct an in-field investigation. They let him go, but this detective was something straight out of a movie. Just by his aura you could tell he was going to be opening a case file.

Anyone with any self-preservation would have been like "oh shit this detective could open a real investigation into my activities here" and left. He stayed for weeks after that. He was given multiple chances.


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And when high ranking investigators are on scene looking very concerned with a pained expression on their face, and it's not just beat patrol cops, that's another sign maybe you should get the fuck out.
He probably stupidly assumed all countries are as forgiving as the US is for free speech and antics.
 

yerm

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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If at his trial he tells the korean court "oh I'm sorry, I thought this was america!" I will personally write a letter to donald trump asking for him to help extradite mr somali.
 
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Rabbit_Games

Blackwing Lair Raider
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Please let him disappear forever. Put him in a cold, dark cell and never let us hear from him again.
 
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Aaron

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Or, you know, just never post anything about him again. Same result.
 
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