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Mr. Poopybutthole
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You don't exactly need autism to tell elon boosted his chars. It's like watching some boomer moving through molasses to watch him game. It straight up bothers me. I'm sure he actually does play the game, but very clearly isn't doing more than a fraction of the work.
I am an average retard and I don't have 100 spare hours to grind a game like that. No way someone like Musk does.

Pretending to be a retard neck beard is super cringe in general. You shouldn't aspire to be Asmongold and dunk on him for playing games even more than he does.
 
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yerm

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So I went and watched that hardcore wow pirate whatever video people had been sperging about.

The tank pulls a shitty pull with adds and a boss when people dont even look ready, tells people to run, then keeps poking shit. The druid runs ass first into adds and then ass first into more adds. But hey, they blame the mage who doesnt fuck up, just fails to self actualize like downranking cold spells for more mana efficiency or using random clicks or consumables.

And like absolutely low t beta fucks, people cry for apologies and whatever (hint: since at least metoo if not before, you shouldn't apologize to whiners. ever.)
 
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Kiroy

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So I went and watched that hardcore wow pirate whatever video people had been sperging about.

The tank pulls a shitty pull with adds and a boss when people dont even look ready, tells people to run, then keeps poking shit. The druid runs ass first into adds and then ass first into more adds. But hey, they blame the mage who doesnt fuck up, just fails to self actualize like downranking cold spells for more mana efficiency or using random clicks or consumables.

And like absolutely low t beta fucks, people cry for apologies and whatever (hint: since at least metoo if not before, you shouldn't apologize to whiners. ever.)

This isn’t really the problem, as I understand it for high lvl wow hc players, the call to run has always meant the team does a “tactical withdrawal”, not every man for themselves
 
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yerm

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This isn’t really the problem, as I understand it for high lvl wow hc players, the call to run has always meant the team does a “tactical withdrawal”, not every man for themselves

That sounds fair, but I watched. The one retard tactically withdrawals into adds twice, the other keeps fucking with the adds instead of just running the fuck away for a moment which would have created space so they could do shit like clean the dogs without ogres stacked. All they had to do was just fucking run away at least until the dogs had outpaced the other shit, and not agro stupid shit while doing it.

But basically they're mad at a guy for playing mediocre when there were at least 2 people playing like total ass.
 
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Big Phoenix

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That sounds fair, but I watched. The one retard tactically withdrawals into adds twice, the other keeps fucking with the adds instead of just running the fuck away for a moment which would have created space so they could do shit like clean the dogs without ogres stacked. All they had to do was just fucking run away at least until the dogs had outpaced the other shit, and not agro stupid shit while doing it.

But basically they're mad at a guy for playing mediocre when there were at least 2 people playing like total ass.
The reason why everyone pounced on the guy is because he's a raving narcissist who thinks he knows everything and is amazing at everything yet performed pretty badly given the context.
 
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Pyros

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That sounds fair, but I watched. The one retard tactically withdrawals into adds twice, the other keeps fucking with the adds instead of just running the fuck away for a moment which would have created space so they could do shit like clean the dogs without ogres stacked. All they had to do was just fucking run away at least until the dogs had outpaced the other shit, and not agro stupid shit while doing it.

But basically they're mad at a guy for playing mediocre when there were at least 2 people playing like total ass.
A guy who repeatedly said he was really good, who mocked other people for playing poorly, who when told he could have done better said it was not possible and he did the best he could and that no fault could be found in his flawless gameplay. And he shouldn't admit it, because of metoo(?).
 
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yerm

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A guy who repeatedly said he was really good, who mocked other people for playing poorly, who when told he could have done better said it was not possible and he did the best he could and that no fault could be found in his flawless gameplay. And he shouldn't admit it, because of metoo(?).

Thats not what he said at all.

The reason why everyone pounced on the guy is because he's a raving narcissist who thinks he knows everything and is amazing at everything yet performed pretty badly given the context.

Basically this. They blamed him because he's an unlikable douche. So even though the evidence is that the warrior pulled like a retard and the druid piled on more stupidity, they blame the guy everyone doesnt like, because fuck him.

Its a literal soyboy argument. Ignore evidence, side with emotion, fuck rationality. Why should he apologize when 2 other people completely fucked up and he simply failed to be good? Never apologize in that position. It's not gonna win over shit.
 

Malakriss

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He did not risk his own character and die with them after they fucked up and told everyone to run.

The rogue then proceeded to jump around like a headless chicken and is glad the attention is not on him.
 

Khane

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How popular was this guy before all this? Because now he's suddenly in my recommended category and has 86k viewers....

I need to get some nerds killed in HC WoW so I can retire.
 
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Deathwing

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How popular was this guy before all this? Because now he's suddenly in my recommended category and has 86k viewers....

I need to get some nerds killed in HC WoW so I can retire.
That's actually the most annoying part. He's popular almost purely because of youtube shorts. You can't tell your feed to stop showing a channel's shorts like you can with regular videos, only stop showing this particular short. I eventually figured out I can go into his channel, open a regular video, switch the feed from "All" to "From Pirate Software" and then rightly tell this furry to fuck off.
 

GhenghisKhan

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Its a literal soyboy argument. Ignore evidence, side with emotion, fuck rationality. Why should he apologize when 2 other people completely fucked up and he simply failed to be good? Never apologize in that position. It's not gonna win over shit.
The other people admitted they fucked up and played poorly. This dude seems like an insufferable cunt who nobody will miss.
 
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gauze

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Basically this. They blamed him because he's an unlikable douche. So even though the evidence is that the warrior pulled like a retard and the druid piled on more stupidity, they blame the guy everyone doesnt like, because fuck him.
There is a handful of videos that basically say that it really isn't him roaching out as a problem.. thats just the funny part, it's the deflections and reasoning.. the attitude, the doubling, tripling, and quadtrupling down.. and just the outright disrespect. iirc, there was a moment where they were going to "talk about it" where he gave his peace, and the second the other person started to talk their peace, he just disconnects from the voice chat. He's the essential nerdy kid who invites bullying because "standing up for himself" is some kinda victim mentality rather than trying to banter back.

I think Summit1g said it best, it could have gone one of two ways.. him being a person who clutched a game, then died to a molly losing the entire professional tournament match.. instead of being offended by the outpour, he ran with it.. meme'd with it.. and it becomes one of his greater moments.. Most people agree there were a lot of things that went wrong, but the dude ran ran.. and it was funny, but when addressed why he ran.. he just didn't cope, and all the true colors started coming out. All he had to do was just own it, but he became a little bitch about it. Plently of people roached out, and others died for it.. but there was no drama; just jokes.. As someone said, coulda said something like "my bad" or "nahh fuck that I was out lol." The witch hunt after finding all the times he claimed things is great, and don't age well.. but again; dude makes it easy to have a target on him.



went from 15-11(first to 16), to being 16-19 overtime; going 0-2 for the spot

for some extra context, 1g is used in chat now to imply accidental self sabotage like burning yourself in your own molly.. much like C9'ing is to stepping off the point in OT
 
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Fight

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They should have had a Mage Champion from the guild Death Duel him. I don't give a shit about Twitch, OnlyFags, Soda, or Tyler... but the algorithm still dragged me into their duel for the Guild Leader. If they are all into this stupidity for the attention, views, and money anyways, a Death Duel 'The Mountain vs The Viper'-style would have been incredible.

Instead, they all just look like pathetic losers, take their ball and go home. A bunch of little bitch boys, the lot of them.
 

Chris

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Thats not what he said at all.
In a previous run with the same group, he went over how amazing good mage players were being able to save groups with tools like rank 1 Blizzard. Implying he was one of them.

When it came to it, he manually clicked the max rank of blizzard and cancelled it before it hit all the mobs because he was panicking. He did nothing else to help.

The actual wipe isn't the issue as others have said, it's the off putting way he handled it.
 

yerm

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In a previous run with the same group, he went over how amazing good mage players were being able to save groups with tools like rank 1 Blizzard. Implying he was one of them.

When it came to it, he manually clicked the max rank of blizzard and cancelled it before it hit all the mobs because he was panicking. He did nothing else to help.

The actual wipe isn't the issue as others have said, it's the off putting way he handled it.

It I fuck up and say "hey we all make mistakes, it happens" I am giving a weak apology. If you fuck up and I say "hey we all make mistakes, it happens" I am being diplomatic. It looked to me like he fucked up less than the warrior, rogue, or druid, but failed to achieve the god gamer play he apparently talks up and wasnt even good even, just not catastrophicly terrible like the others.
 
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Gavinmad

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Outer Wilds while pretending to be a genius that can figure out all the puzzles.
No evidence was needed to know this was a lie. If you aren't using a guide you're looking at hours upon hours of trial and error to figure that shit out.
 
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Furry

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No evidence was needed to know this was a lie. If you aren't using a guide you're looking at hours upon hours of trial and error to figure that shit out.
I dunno, looks like the furry tranny is just a mega genius and you're jealous to me.
 
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CaughtCross

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No evidence was needed to know this was a lie. If you aren't using a guide you're looking at hours upon hours of trial and error to figure that shit out.
Maybe for normal people. Dunno if you heard but Pirate worked at Blizzard for seven years. He is a genius who is able to figure the puzzles out much faster.
 
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Chris

Potato del Grande
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It I fuck up and say "hey we all make mistakes, it happens" I am giving a weak apology. If you fuck up and I say "hey we all make mistakes, it happens" I am being diplomatic. It looked to me like he fucked up less than the warrior, rogue, or druid, but failed to achieve the god gamer play he apparently talks up and wasnt even good even, just not catastrophicly terrible like the others.
Yeah that's it exactly.