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The girl is a pretty incredible method actor... or is secretly one of the most interesting humans on the planet. I looked her up for about 10 minutes this weekend and she just happened to be telling a "true story" of how she fell into a sewage pit and almost died from infection rotting shit and cow bodies. Then a cop lit a cigarette and they both almost blew up. Then the paramedics stripped her down naked and she asked the female medic if she could fist her in the ass, because, you know, tourettes and all.

Then she goes into how she can't have boy friends because when they go to the super market, she does tourettes head-whiplashes every time her guy points something out on the shelf and all the other people think she is wincing from him raising his hand to her. When really, it is her that reflexively beats her boy friends, punches them in the stomach and shit, because tourettes.

It is just too much. 10 minutes of it and I got my fill.
 
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Toe Sucker
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nobody should really be surprised, you can tell she wore an absurd amount of makeup lol
 
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Toe Sucker
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must take her a long time to get ready lol

i'd still let her step on my neck and choke me out, but she's not allowed to talk. God that entire house has the most obnoxious voices ever
 
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This just in: Girl Looks Different In Makeup Than She Does Without Makeup. This, and more, coming up next! Stay Tuned!
 
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Toe Sucker
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im sure all the 12 year olds that beat their meat to her are mind blown by this revelation though
 
Fadaar

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That guy
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no idea who that chick is but she actually looks pretty decent without makeup compared to a lot of monstrosities i've seen
 
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Aaron

Aaron

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She's up again. It's really weird listening to her. She is good looking, has a super sexy voice, and the sexy tourette's stuff is really weird, but in this strange fetish way.

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Araxen

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Aaron said:


She's up again. It's really weird listening to her. She is good looking, has a super sexy voice, and the sexy tourette's stuff is really weird, but in this strange fetish way.

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She's very pretty, but I feel bad for her because her tics are very annoying. The random whistling drives me up a wall and I can only watch a little of her. It'll be curious to see what Twitch does when she blurts some racist shit because of her Tourettes. She literally has zero control over what she blurts out, so I'm curious to see if Twitch would actually suspend her.
 
Tarisk

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Araxen said:
She's very pretty, but I feel bad for her because her tics are very annoying. The random whistling drives me up a wall and I can only watch a little of her. It'll be curious to see what Twitch does when she blurts some racist shit because of her Tourettes. She literally has zero control over what she blurts out, so I'm curious to see if Twitch would actually suspend her.
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She seems to have certain set of ticks. Usually its sexual. Best combo was something involving jesus. But I dont see her tourettes just starting up with N bombs.
 
Araxen

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Tarisk said:
She seems to have certain set of ticks. Usually its sexual. Best combo was something involving jesus. But I dont see her tourettes just starting up with N bombs.
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She said the other day that her Dad or something listened to a lot of rap with the N word in it, and is thankful she doesn't blurt it out. She isn't sure why she blurts out the words she does subconsciously.
 
Aaron

Aaron

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Araxen said:
She's very pretty, but I feel bad for her because her tics are very annoying. The random whistling drives me up a wall and I can only watch a little of her. It'll be curious to see what Twitch does when she blurts some racist shit because of her Tourettes. She literally has zero control over what she blurts out, so I'm curious to see if Twitch would actually suspend her.
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She said something mildly homophobic in one of the ticks she had while I was watching. She also received a 500 pound gift (and said the same dude gave her another 500 yesterday, too) so she is at least making bank while Twitch doesn't ban her.
 
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