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I got a call yesterday from the Virginia Dept of Health: I'm positive for China Flu! Not exactly a spoiler alert to hear, but it IS good to have verification. I'm actually glad I caught it when I did. I realize it's possible to be reinfected but it's also possible I win the powerball jackpot. I've tried to see numbers on reinfection rate and can't find shit... this tells me the number is so miniscule that there's not even solid data on it so I'm going to call myself veritably ( <--- key word there ) immune. Yay~ If anyone has some data handy I'd love to see it.

Worst parts were about 3 days post first symptoms. My bones hurt, especially my hips. Random sudden dull pains all over my body. Either freezing or burning up. Topped out at 101.7 so that's not too bad I guess. The WORST part was sleeping. Fever dreams that seem to be stuck on repeat that I'd wake from every 20 minutes. Imagine sleeping only 20 minutes then waking up from the same dream over and over all night. Fuck :(

Lung capacity is in rough shape. So... no pain breathing but it TICKLES when I take deep breaths. This then make me cough and the deeper the tickle, the more I cough and then THAT hurts. It's quite the homosexual virus. Thx China!

But it's been about 10 days and I'm on the mend. I will be quarantined for another 5 days then I'm free to pig tf out on sushi.


Now, on to owning people like Alabama whites in 1841:


Um... homie, this is you.


This thread was perfectly fine for years in Screenshots until rustled mods like Boozecube got triggered over me destroying him and got this shawed. Pity~


You can post your Facebook for all to see to back up your assertion.

Shit I'm sorry... only regular people that have friends have a Facebook account. My bad... accept my sincere apology.


Hey all, I don't care about Vanessa but I totally care about Vanessa.


I'm sure you go around telling married women that's not their birth name too. Since you're such a logical, intellectually consistent individual... right Fucker?


Hey look... the gimp pretending something happened that never happened.

I know you guys are too NPC to treat me as an individual and just lump me into the entire pile of rabid SJW trannies out there in the world, but hey... asking my regular fans who post in here to be intelligent is like asking God to spare y'alls souls from eternal hellfire while y'all simultaneously reject Him. Some things will just never happen (like Punko getting laid or coming out of the closet to fess up to his tranny fetish).

Spoiler alert: You're not normal. Like... on any level. The difference is I know and realize I'm not normal... you legitimately think you're normal and that's absolutely hilarious.

Post some more shirts to people online. Or spend money to censor someone you're obsessed with or drop their pixel numbers. That's how you become a winner in Normalville!


Wow, so stunning and brave! Especially being an anonymous guy online.
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Was getting a tramp stamp really a good move for a 40 year old man with mental health issues? Also might want to cut back on the upper body work. The shoulders are looking very linebacker-esque, but I am guessing you know that since you avoided including them in your selfies.

Also, you know exactly why this thread was shawed. And there were several reasons, first among them being that only Gravey has earned a thread named for him.

On a kinder note, honey cough drops will help with the cough. I mean booze will too, but if your vertigo was half as bad as mine, you want to stay off the hooch for a good long time. As for the soreness and shortness of breath, learn to breath like a vocalist. Namely, don't use your ribcage, but make your diaphragm do the work. It helps with the air capacity and avoids stress on most upper body muscled and joints. Finally, keep sucking down water like crazy. Until you are pissing clear, you do not have enough hydration and that means your body is not getting this crap out of its system. Also, expect to be tired for quite a while after this.

Oh, and shut up faggot.
 
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Phazael said:
Was getting a tramp stamp really a good move for a 40 year old man with mental health issues?
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Yes it was... 0 regrets with *anything* I have done regarding my life. Sorry Lieutenant Lard, my Gender Dysphoria is cured via transition... I have 0 mental health issues now unless I somehow (can't imagine how it'd ever happen) run out of meds and can't take them for months on end. Then my mental health issues will become apparent. YOUR health issues (period) though, are a thing~

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The shoulders are looking very linebacker-esque
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HOLY SHIT GUYS... look at those Lawrence Taylor shoulders! Whaoah!

You are mentally ill Phaz... grats!

Phazael said:
but I am guessing you know that since you avoided including them in your selfies.
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Yes, I avoid my shoulders in selfies... just like above. Rofl, fucking retard :/

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Also, you know exactly why this thread was shawed.
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Yes because of right-wing SJWs like you who got devastated by me and some were mods. Remember how I posted factual research after factual research years ago and all you guys had was "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" in response to them? Yeah so do I.

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On a kinder note, honey cough drops will help with the cough. I mean booze will too, but if your vertigo was half as bad as mine, you want to stay off the hooch for a good long time. As for the soreness and shortness of breath, learn to breath like a vocalist. Namely, don't use your ribcage, but make your diaphragm do the work. It helps with the air capacity and avoids stress on most upper body muscled and joints. Finally, keep sucking down water like crazy. Until you are pissing clear, you do not have enough hydration and that means your body is not getting this crap out of its system. Also, expect to be tired for quite a while after this.
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I have a lot of energy so being tired isn't something that happens, but I don't weigh 400lbs either.

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Oh, and shut up faggot.
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You are more than free to keep posting here and getting destroyed by me. It's kinda what I do~
 
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Yeah, and the meme is bullshit misrepresenting what I said, and I already said I was not right about the influence of SJW shit at the time, and that was like 5 years ago. And the people who pushed this shit are the same people who simp for Trump and all the associated shit with that so it's hard to take it too seriously. But we've been over this before and you know that, you're just trying to get your jab in, I get it.
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So the people who were right about the SJW shit, now "simp for Trump", and their support of him makes you take them less seriously. A man with less hubris might take those people more seriously after they've been proven right about trends already.

But not you. Why?

There's being wrong, and then there's labeling everyone who disagrees with you as being a victim of some "mind virus", unlike the true red pilled patriots or whatever the fuck. That's the danger, when you are in so deep you can't even imagine dissent without it somehow being a moral failing of the other.
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So kind of like how anyone who disagrees with me is a Nazi/White nationalist, right? Oh, except that's not some forum trolls using that technique, that's nearly every major media institution in this country.
 
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Chaos was, is, and always will be an intellectual left leaning antitheist. I know this because I was very much that way a while back. He is not in the "cult" per say, but he has been on the left so long that he is basically literally the Skinner "No its the children" meme because he has been conditioned to default to the left position. He is not an idiot, either. A lot of smart well meaning people have been duped and breaking the faith in the system as we both know is not easy. I mean, I was ready to hold my fucking nose and vote for HRC even after the Martin shit, but then the first debate of the 2016 GOP race forced me to reconsider everything and what I really believed in.

And that's what this Tranny shit all ultimately comes down to. Every tranny is basically that fucking church lady who won't shut up about Jesus and how much they love the lord, no matter how awkward or out of context to the conversation it might be. Its the pinnacle of both virtue signaling and attention whoring (both may as well be one at the same at this point). Some people think Reagans biggest fuckup was the Amnesty deal, but I know feel it was the effective ending of the mental health care in this country. You can literally trace the explosion of homeless people and trannies in this country to shortly after that time.

Manessa cloaks it into some projection thing where he is basically implying some of us are "SJWs" for mocking him being a semi-chopper, but the reality is we got to where we are by turning a blind eye to mental illness (and its cousin degeneracy) under the guise of "tollerance" and moral relativism. And here we are with a verifiably mentally ill miniscule minority of the population overrepresented at the highest levels of government. And worse, in positions you absolutely do not want a mentally ill degenerate overseeing like public health being the big and obvious one. We fucked up when we shut down the loony bins.
 
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Lithose said:
So the people who were right about the SJW shit, now "simp for Trump", and their support of him makes you take them less seriously. A man with less hubris might take those people more seriously after they've been proven right about trends already.

But not you. Why?



So kind of like how anyone who disagrees with me is a Nazi/White nationalist, right? Oh, except that's not some forum trolls using that technique, that's nearly every major media institution in this country.
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I don't know who, specifically, you are talking about that was "right about SJWs". Certainly, I don't feel like you or Phazael or almost anyone here I can think of was "right about SJWs". Or is now. But I don't know enough about whatever positions you people might have now so idk.
 
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I don't know who, specifically, you are talking about that was "right about SJWs". Certainly, I don't feel like you or Phazael or almost anyone here I can think of was "right about SJWs". Or is now. But I don't know enough about whatever positions you people might have now so idk.
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So what were you wrong about?
 
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Try again; the 3rd time for showing off my Linebacker shoulders according to the right-wing SJW Phazael who I own every post I make.
 
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Lithose said:
So what were you wrong about?
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He is saying he is wrong as hand waving. He does not actually believe he is wrong about anything or he would have given specifics by now. I know this because I did the same mental gymnastics routine at one point in my life. He still thinks using pronouns is not a slippery slope, despite living first hand the entire slipery slope from IOOTI. Despite what he has said, he has never actually admitted error on anything specific. Hell, if you go to the Theism thread he won't even consider the idea that even if you are atheist, christian belief systems make a good bullwark against the nihilism death spiral because he is that obsessed with destroying organized religion. He has not hit the wall yet, as it were.
 
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So what were you wrong about?
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Honestly, do you even care man? I mean, look at your boy right above you. Unlike you, I've actually discussed a few things with him over the course of the past 5 or so years. And yet, no matter what, at the end of the discussion nothing changes, he just reverts back to whatever strawman version of me he invented in his head and proceeds to tell me what I think about this or that. And I am certainly not going to be converted into a maga person, especially after the past few months. So who cares?
 
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Honestly, do you even care man? I mean, look at your boy right above you. Unlike you, I've actually discussed a few things with him over the course of the past 5 or so years. And yet, no matter what, at the end of the discussion nothing changes, he just reverts back to whatever strawman version of me he invented in his head and proceeds to tell me what I think about this or that. And I am certainly not going to be converted into a maga person, especially after the past few months. So who cares?
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I asked the question because I care. I won't give you my reasons for caring because I suspect you'll see it as an underhanded judgement of you. But I specifically want to know what you think and why.
 
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There, finally! Oof~

chaos said:
I don't know who, specifically, you are talking about that was "right about SJWs".
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Just every single person in the GG/SJW thread. I'm guessing!

Phazael said:
Every tranny is basically that fucking church lady who won't shut up about Jesus and how much they love the lord, no matter how awkward or out of context to the conversation it might be.
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This sounds rational and not at all batshit crazy!

Phazael said:
Manessa cloaks it into some projection thing where he is basically implying some of us are "SJWs" for mocking him being a semi-chopper,
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No, you're an SJW for pushing narratives with 0 factual basis and every time I own you by saying, "K, post evidence to back up your claims that kids are getting their dicks cut off" whilst posting peer-reviewed research that destroys your claim, you just ignore it and double down. No evidence... no facts... just "narrative". I.E. that is literally the SJW playbook, and you follow it to a T. THAT is why you're an SJW Phazael, and that's why when I post you can't help but follow me around and start up, like this:


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...because deep down I trigger the everliving fuck out of you. I was just talking about the 6th in the thread and you pull that shit in the politics thread. You are so stupid you cannot see that YOU, not I, are the problem with derails.

You just got owned. Again, and again, and again... but hey... that's why you come after me... it drives you nuts knowing I destroy you every post you make about me.
 
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Izo said:
Isn’t that an old picture, from years ago, 2018 at least? Post some new in the Naughty tits and bits thread,
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Yes it is... this somehow negates the fact my shoulders are perfectly fine and Phazael is full of shit as usual? Is this honestly your logic? I have China flu as we speak... you're crazy if you think I'm gonna post a selfie today hah.

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prove us wrong.
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Literally just did. What is wrong with you? You think I suddenly had bone growth in my shoulders in the past two years or something? Lmao... you guys are literally nuts; I love it.
 
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Vanessa said:
You think I suddenly had bone growth in my shoulders in the past two years or something?
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<insert joke about transitioning, while simultaneously also owning your ass for posting old pics as new>
Comon, you can film your clothed ass and make it an your avatar but you can’t post new newds? Did you get fat or something?
 
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I asked the question because I care. I won't give you my reasons for caring because I suspect you'll see it as an underhanded judgement of you. But I specifically want to know what you think and why.
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Well it can't be because you think that maybe we agree and can now be best friends.
 
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