I'm glad that amuses you... I'm serious. I take pride in making others laugh. Ever notice that animals don't laugh, Falxy? Only humans. Sure you can say chimps laugh but are they really laughing at a cosmic joke that they understand to be *funny* via a setup, a gag, and then the punchline? I think not. Laughter is the spring of intellect in fact.
As have I. As have all men in every generation. There is nothing special about you, and there is nothing special about me.
Thank you. Clearly the words of a man who is talking to his intellectual lessor here! Hah
Or maybe history is written by the victors and rewritten by the conquerors. Christianity and what is stated in the Word didn't just start at 30AD... the Bible has texts spanning into ancient Egypt, yes indeed, but what you'd call Mesopotamia we'd call pre-flood civilization, and guess what? The Word dictates that Eden started right around there... near the Euphrates. It's ALL in the Bible, and yes, I can quote scripture if need be just as I can link studies of modern-day peer-reviewed shit. All the same to me because it's all FACTS and TRUE.
...and yet I never once stated what the age of the earth is. It is YOU who have the hubris to state what the age of the earth is, not I.
...the only person doing any shoehorning is you I'm afraid. I repeat: I never stated how old the earth is. I have NO IDEA and guess what: neither do you ultimately but you take comfort in other men telling you it is 4.5 billion years old.
Sounds no different than faith to me, atheist.
Job 38:4 - Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.
That's God asking you where you were when He created creation.
Philippians 2:10-11 - That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
and THAT... well that is inevitability. Be it today, tomorrow, on your deathbed or in spirit when it's too late: you will take a knee.