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pharmakos

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Granted, I prefer tomboys and the one woman I dated who wore makeup regularly used to piss me off with how long it took her to go anywhere or do anything. No, bitch, you don't need thirty minutes to put your fucking face on just to go through the drive through you shallow fucking vapid cunt. Just tie down the funbags and throw on a T-Shirt in case the window goober peeks in while tossing us our greaseburgers.

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My girlfriend puts on makeup about twice a year. Told her when we started dating I prefer girls that don't wear makeup, I'd rather just have the half hour it takes to put it on to have extra time to spend with her.
 
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My girlfriend puts on makeup about twice a year. Told her when we started dating I prefer girls that don't wear makeup, I'd rather just have the half hour it takes to put it on to have extra time to spend with her.
she doesn't put on make for you, doofus, she puts it on for her g/fs to see
 
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pharmakos

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she doesn't put on make for you, doofus, she puts it on for her g/fs to see

She only has one friend and doesn't even see her often, haha.

But yeah, she was pretty down with it when I said I prefer girls that don't wear makeup. "Well that makes things easier". She's naturally pretty enough that she doesn't need it, anyway.
 

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My wife almost never wears makeup other than lipstick. On our wedding day, she decided she needed to go all in on the makeup for some reason.

It was all I could to to keep from facepalming when she walked out.
 
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pharmakos

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My wife almost never wears makeup other than lipstick. On our wedding day, she decided she needed to go all in on the makeup for some reason.

It was all I could to to keep from facepalming when she walked out.

oh god... yeah, glad i read this

my girlfriend only puts on makeup for special occasions now. knowing her, she'll probably end up doing a bunch of makeup for our wedding day (when it gets here... can't do it any time soon due to insurance issues and me still being sick)...

fuck all that. she'd be doing it for everyone else that attends, but our wedding is for US. she better not be wearing any!
 

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is a fake front-hole still a front-hole?
A hole in the whole.
Is the whole whole? if there's a front-hole in the whole?
What is the sole goal of the front-whole?
To be the dole of the pole?
Thus in fole, soon to be a knoll, a new soul, one that took and stole.
Your life stroll soon to be shoal.
Should've used the cole.
Don't forget to leave the coal.
Now scroll.
 
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Vanessa

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Do you feel Trans acceptance is a slippery slope, do you feel those that "paved the way" with gay rights etc are not a valid example of said slippery slope?

Remember the other question you asked about going topless around the beach and me saying it's a rabbit hole type of response if you wanted to go down that route? Same thing here. I like your questions Siliconemelons Siliconemelons they cut deep but I guess after 80 pages all the superficial layers have been peeled away so this is what we're left with :) I welcome any and all questions and dialogue though as I've said many times. Because of the "rabbit hole" nature of the question I have to try to exercise brevity though, too.

I think Trans acceptance could be a slippery slope yes. Your fears are the same as my fears, trust me, and that is: what's at the bottom of the slope? If we give legitimacy to transgender people "identifying" as another sex, what is to stop a 30 year old from "identifying" as a 6 year old and pushing to join the boy scouts, or worse.. pedophile defense. Would Rachel Dolezal type of people point to us to say "well they identify as the opposite gender, why can't I identify as the opposite race?". Or even identifying as an animal as it's very possible that the furry "community" become more radical in their push to be different and visible.

This sounds silly and alarmist I admit but then again who would of assumed the transgender issue would have exploded like this 50 years ago? As I said in a previous post, since the dawn of man I'm sure gender dysphoria has been a thing as well as crossdressing and most certainly effeminate males and butchy females. 50 years ago transsexuals were still around of course but it wasn't so prevalent as it is now, and they didn't pass nearly as well as today I assume with more research and experience regarding HRT and surgical procedures... hell my parents would tell me about transvestite hooker encounters here in Richmond that they heard of when they were much much younger. It was definitely around then.

So to say that trans acceptance is a slippery slope toward more radical issues such as what I described isn't too far fetched. Furries getting body modifications like tail surgery or some new-fangled hormone to promote full body hair growth? Might be possible in the future. Pedos getting permanent age markers to make it legal to sleep with underaged kids because they "identify" as a 6 year old? Never say never.

I laid out the above as mere possibilities in an ever-evolving society that (to answer your second question) keeps expanding tolerance started by gay rights and further back civil rights for women and blacks I suppose. That's not a stretch to conflate them all. Civil rights are human rights. Period. Gays DO deserve to be treated as equal as straight people. Blacks DO deserve every bit of fairness as whites. Women DO get the same strength of voting as men. Trans people DO deserve to be regarded the exact same as cis people do.

Personally, though, I believe EQUALITY is where the buck should stop. When minorities start pushing not for equality but for unfair advantages, then the civil rights push has pushed too far and needs to be reeled back in. The pendulum swings both ways. Yes, you want to fight for minorities but you also want to fight to keep it fair. Should I have ANY advantage as a trans person in society over a cis person? Fuck no. Should blacks have ANY advantage over white people in school selection? Fuck no. Should women get selective employment in the gaming industry just because they have a pussy? Fuck no. This is why I'm against taxpayer or insurance funded surgeries for facial feminization, breast augmentation, hair removal, etc. Women don't get free plastic surgery, why should trans women?

To briefly state my position on all this... I believe as long as you are not directly harming someone else, people should have the right to be who they want to be and express themselves as they see fit. Just realize that there are ramifications to self-expression in society. You can express your love for Cardi-B on your forehead with a tattoo... don't expect to climb the social ladder very far in light of that expression though. So in 50 years if a furry wanted to get a literal tail via surgery, get fangs for teeth, eye tattoos and such. Cool. Don't expect me to pet you if I pass you on the street, get offended if I don't want you rubbing up against my leg, or have compelled speech to call you "it" instead of he or she though.

Anyway... I said I'd exercise brevity and I'm failing on that promise LoL, so I'll stop here, but again, this is a rabbit hole issue that we could discuss for a long long while.
 
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What's your favorite Matt Groening show, Vanessa Vanessa ?

I'm honestly unaware of any show besides The Simpsons that he does. He did the one with Bender too though I assume? I liked the Simpsons growing up but I haven't paid attention to that show in almost two decades LoL.
 
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oh god... yeah, glad i read this

my girlfriend only puts on makeup for special occasions now. knowing her, she'll probably end up doing a bunch of makeup for our wedding day (when it gets here... can't do it any time soon due to insurance issues and me still being sick)...

fuck all that. she'd be doing it for everyone else that attends, but our wedding is for US. she better not be wearing any!

Do yourself a favor and talk to her maid of honor and make it clear she needs to be vigilant. Either a professional does the makeup, or there is no makeup. I had my sister on that duty. She said they talked about to and decided to go no makeup. She wound up doing it last minute in the bridal suite when no one else was around.
 

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I'm honestly unaware of any show besides The Simpsons that he does. He did the one with Bender too though I assume? I liked the Simpsons growing up but I haven't paid attention to that show in almost two decades LoL.

The correct answer was: Bongo.

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Do you feel Trans acceptance is a slippery slope, do you feel those that "paved the way" with gay rights etc are not a valid example of said slippery slope?

What is next?

I hate the word 'trans' - the real fucking deal is that female souls were slammed into male bodies (and vice-versa for the likes of Chaz Bono). a grave evil.
 
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Vanessa

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Everyone always asks me questions here, I have a couple questions of my own to destroy my ego for science:

loudgas loudgas Am I retarded that for the longest time I pronounced your name in my head as Lou-Gahh like a frenchie instead of Loud Gas?
Mist Mist As a lesbian who never gets laid, do you find me attractive or does my existence repulse you?
Erronius Erronius Can we have a shoop war?
Izo Izo Just one more glass of your delicious milk?
Tuco Tuco With 32k posts, how the flip do you have time for things like a girlfriend (or fixing front fenders)? I actually think you're an attractive guy too, it just doesn't compute.
Lunis Lunis Be honest: have you ever jerked it to my pics?
pharmakos pharmakos You and your girlfriend are so cute together imho! How did y'all meet?
@a_skeleton_03 Am I cool enough for a custom title? Attention Whore, Transcontinental Railroad, Abomination etc. As much as I love EQ, Lord Nagafen Raider just makes me weep.

Thx in advance guys <3
 

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I dunno about anyone else, but most of the time I need some sort of drama or ongoing shenanigans in order to have much interest in 'shooping. Otherwise I'm just lazy and disinterested and move on to something else.

To give you an idea, I'm cycling through alts in EQ and managing storage space and shared bank stuff right now. And as boring as that is, if you yelled "SHOOP WAR!!!" at me right now, I'd probably just keep doing what I'm doing, LOL
 
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