Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

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Vanessa said:
pharmakos pharmakos pharmakos pharmakos You and your girlfriend are so cute together imho! How did y'all meet?
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we worked together at a shitty factory job a few years ago. i was second shift and she was third shift, but we'd see eachother at the timeclock as i punched out/she punched in, and every once in awhile if i worked late or she came in early. at the time i had a policy against dating girls i worked with (always ends up with too much drama), but when i quit that job i looked her up on Facebook. after a few months we ended up hanging out, and clicked instantly. turns out we each had a long distance crush on the other while we were working there. :p whole thing has kinda felt like it was "meant to be" tbh. best relationship i've ever been in! over two and a half years together now.
 
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Vanessa said:
Everyone always asks me questions here, I have a couple questions of my own to destroy my ego for science:

@loudgas Am I retarded that for the longest time I pronounced your name in my head as Lou-Gahh like a frenchie instead of Loud Gas?
Mist Mist As a lesbian who never gets laid, do you find me attractive or does my existence repulse you?
Erronius Erronius Can we have a shoop war?
Izo Izo Just one more glass of your delicious milk?
@Tuco With 32k posts, how the flip do you have time for things like a girlfriend (or fixing front fenders)? I actually think you're an attractive guy too, it just doesn't compute.
@Lunis Be honest: have you ever jerked it to my pics?
pharmakos pharmakos You and your girlfriend are so cute together imho! How did y'all meet?
@a_skeleton_03 Am I cool enough for a custom title? Attention Whore, Transcontinental Railroad, Abomination etc. As much as I love EQ, Lord Nagafen Raider just makes me weep.

Thx in advance guys <3
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Click account details after you click your name to change your title.
 
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Mist Mist As a lesbian who never gets laid, do you find me attractive or does my existence repulse you?
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You're not my type but you look pretty damn good.

I have been attracted to a couple trans girls but they've been of the nerdy awkward andro-femme type, though I've only ever hung out with two, and one was crazy (therefore not attractive, I can deal with people who are quietly crazy, but not outwardly crazy) and the other was surprisingly super normal. And even as awkward as they were, they were way way more sexually experienced than I am and I get really easily intimidated. So I don't really have a lot of good experience overall with trans girls.
 
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Mist said:
You're not my type but you look pretty damn good.

I have been attracted to a couple trans girls but they've been of the nerdy awkward andro-femme type, though I've only ever hung out with two, and one was crazy (therefore not attractive, I can deal with people who are quietly crazy, but not outwardly crazy) and the other was surprisingly super normal. And even as awkward as they were, they were way way more sexually experienced than I am and I get really easily intimidated. So I don't really have a lot of good experience overall with trans girls.
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Mist said:
You're not my type but you look pretty damn good.

I have been attracted to a couple trans girls but they've been of the nerdy awkward andro-femme type, though I've only ever hung out with two, and one was crazy (therefore not attractive, I can deal with people who are quietly crazy, but not outwardly crazy) and the other was surprisingly super normal. And even as awkward as they were, they were way way more sexually experienced than I am and I get really easily intimidated. So I don't really have a lot of good experience overall with trans girls.
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Does this mean you would suck a girl's dick? Asking for a friend.
 
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Does this mean you would suck a girl's dick? Asking for a friend.
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Sure, it's not impossible.

I'm not into girls because I was somehow dick-deprived like some people seem to imagine. My first sexual feelings were towards girls instead of guys, and I figured out by the time I was done with high school that I'm just not attracted to men of any sort. I don't like the way they look, the way they smell or the way they act. That's it.
 
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Ahh Mist Mist but a female?!penis!? Is okay and not "looking male" at all..
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Without the hairy sweaty crotch and balls, and the brawny hairy dude attached to them, pink fleshy circumcised penises don't particularly scream masculinity if you ask me...
 
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Vanessa Vanessa

Did you see the screencap of Alex Jones with trans porn in his history? What do you think of that?
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I think it's hilarious. I highly doubt there will be serious ramifications from this but we'll see. Who hasn't looked at trans porn in 2018? There's some hot shemales out there! As far as Alex Jones himself... I think he's definitely one odd duck. I feel like the guy has had more said about him than he's said about himself though. What is the truth? That's the enigma about Alex Jones it feels like.

-edit- I can only assume that if Alex Jones says aaaaanything on this (prob not), it'll be: George Soros hacked his phone to destroy his career LoL!!!

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Ahh Mist Mist but a female?!penis!? Is okay and not "looking male" at all..

And Vanessa Vanessa thanks for taking the time to reply.
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Anytime :)
 
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Mist said:
Sure, it's not impossible.

I'm not into girls because I was somehow dick-deprived like some people seem to imagine. My first sexual feelings were towards girls instead of guys, and I figured out by the time I was done with high school that I'm just not attracted to men of any sort. I don't like the way they look, the way they smell or the way they act. That's it.
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When we don't talk politics I think we have a lot more in common. I don't find gay dudes gross because they're gay. I find them gross because they're dudes. I feel sorry for straight women and gay dudes.

Also: I treat a lot more gay dudes for STDs than any other population. Dudes like to fuck.
 
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It's not just the frequency of fucking, it's the methods. Lesbian sex is literally cleaner as far as how shit is transmitted, especially HIV.
 
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Vanessa said:
Izo Izo Just one more glass of your delicious milk?
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I would have to say... attendez la crème.

As for Transgenders and HIV:
https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/group/gender/transgender/index.html said:
The Numbers

  • A 2017 paper used meta-analysis and synthesized national surveys to estimate that 1 million adults in the United States are transgender.a
  • From 2009 to 2014, 2,351 transgender people were diagnosed with HIV in the United States.b
  • Eighty-four percent (1,974) were transgender women, 15% (361) were transgender men, and less than 1% (16) had another gender identity.
  • Around half of transgender people (43% [844] of transgender women; 54% [193] of transgender men) who received an HIV diagnosis from 2009 to 2014 lived in the South.
  • According to current estimates, around a quarter (22-28%) of transgender women are living with HIV, and more than half (an estimated 56%) of black/African American transgender women are living with HIV.
  • Among the 3 million HIV testing eventsc reported to CDC in 2015, the percentage of transgender people who received a new HIV diagnosis was more than 3 times the national average.
  • Nearly two thirds of transgender women and men surveyed by the Behavioral Risk Factor Surveillance System (BRFSS) in 2014 and 2015 from 28 jurisdictions reported never testing for HIV.
HIV Diagnoses Among Transgender People in the United States
by Race/Ethnicity, 2009-2014

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Are you HIV positive, Vanessa Vanessa ?

Synj Synj GP?
 
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Vanessa said:
It's not just the frequency of fucking, it's the methods. Lesbian sex is literally cleaner as far as how shit is transmitted, especially HIV.
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This is true.

But I'm pretty sure frequency and volume have something to do with it too.
 
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I would have to say... attendez la crème.

As for Transgenders and HIV:


Are you HIV positive, Vanessa Vanessa ?
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Wow, those stats are startling. A fair number of trannies go into sex work, this much I know. This one group I'm in on KiK, they're almost all escorts and I remember one of them actually said that if you're a tranny and you're not using your body for money, you either aren't a real tranny, or you're too ugly to succeed. Color me ugly then, np... yet another aspect of Blair that I saw her talk about and was like... yup... you're my homegirl. She never hooked either.

Unlike someone we may or may not know, I can post my Vikings Paycheck lab results from just a month ago:

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Oh and since I'm on the topic & website (and am too much of an open book sometimes), some of you may actually find my blood levels interesting as far as how my estrogen and testosterone look (I'll spoiler it in case you don't give a shit though).

This is my estrogen level:

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My testosterone:

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Having a good endo, good insurance, and doing routine monitored bloodwork to ensure you're taking the right meds and dosages cannot be overstated for a successful transition.
 
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