Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

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iannis

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I don't know. Getting your ass beat by a girl is embarrassing for sure. But I'm pretty sure getting your ass beat by a tranny is the stuff of legends. Like if you're going to get your ass beat, that's the best possible scenario.
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Sure... I got my ass beat... But I also got a handfull of titty. Pff. This is why you remain a virgin.


It really is the best possible scenario.
 
Erronius

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iannis said:
Sure... I got my ass beat... But I also got a handfull of titty. Pff. This is why you remain a virgin.


It really is the best possible scenario.
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Is this the Battered Wife Syndrome of 2018?

I'm pretty sure there's enough titties and dicks out there that you can get whatever you want without having to justify falling on doorknobs for it.
 
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Erronius

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Well our girl Blaire is stopping hormones for long enough to produce enough baby batter to conceive. With a surrogate as she's engaged to a man obviously.

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Well, shit, isn't that convenient?

I wish I could transition for the holidays long enough to use my new titties for an Amazon gift list, before transitioning back in time for Valentines Day
 
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Sludig

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Well our girl Blaire is stopping hormones for long enough to produce enough baby batter to conceive. With a surrogate as she's engaged to a man obviously.

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If shes engaged to a man, why the fuck doesnt the other guy pop the seed in the surrogate.
 
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Hoss

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Because the other dude is clearly a wierdo. They want the crazy genes to be passed on, not the wierdo genes.

Or like maybe they want 2. Or maybe they plan to mix it into a cocktail so they're not sure who the daddy is biologically.
 
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Erronius

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You guys are making it way too complicated.

She wants it to be HER child. Not her husbands and surrogates child. Hers.
 
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TJT

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Well, shit, isn't that convenient?

I wish I could transition for the holidays long enough to use my new titties for an Amazon gift list, before transitioning back in time for Valentines Day
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I think it's a bit simplified there. She says she's stopping hormones until she can get enough jizz frozen to insure pregnancy. Then go back on them. It isn't like she's getting the fake titties removed and all that shit.
 
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Thread appropriate?


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zombiewizardhawk

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TJT said:
Well our girl Blaire is stopping hormones for long enough to produce enough baby batter to conceive. With a surrogate as she's engaged to a man obviously.

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I hope for the future of mankind that it doesn't work out.
 
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Vanessa

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No Vanessa Vanessa since the 16th. Wonder if he's ok, he's got a shiny new medal now and everything!
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That's weird because I was on last night before you posted that! Hit F5 on my perma-opened tab more often you smitten kitten you (jkjk).

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I know, I know, FoH has taken a back seat and I feel terrible... 2 weeks go by and... Medals, Asshats, Amods, oh my!

So I've been steeped in mandatory 60 hour work weeks and the bitch and I are back on and I'm getting her caught up on how awesome the MCU is in addition to finally finishing DQ11... total playtime? 93hrs - I'm a talk-to-all-the-townpeople smash-every-pot walk-every-map-perimeter autist when it comes to RPGs though. God what an incredible fucking game. Puff-puff!

Let me get some coffee, breakfast, and try to get caught up on all this tomfoolery~
 
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pharmakos

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That's weird because I was on last night before you posted that! Hit F5 on my perma-opened tab more often you smitten kitten you (jkjk).

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I know, I know, FoH has taken a back seat and I feel terrible... 2 weeks go by and... Medals, Asshats, Amods, oh my!

So I've been steeped in mandatory 60 hour work weeks and the bitch and I are back on and I'm getting her caught up on how awesome the MCU is in addition to finally finishing DQ11... total playtime? 93hrs - I'm a talk-to-all-the-townpeople smash-every-pot walk-every-map-perimeter autist when it comes to RPGs though. God what an incredible fucking game. Puff-puff!

Let me get some coffee, breakfast, and try to get caught up on all this tomfoolery~
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weird, i don't see that post of yours there at all.
 
pharmakos

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edit -- no need for this giant mobile screenshot after all
 
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