Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

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Oblio said:
She should run for Amod based on that alone, she would have my vote.
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She’s got some pretty shitlordy views against her brethren and tries to convince them of their retardedness...that’s how she earned her Uncle Tanya custom title. She’s the Uncle Tom of the tranny world.
 
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Hateyou said:
She’s got some pretty shitlordy views against her brethren and tries to convince them of their retardedness...that’s how she earned her Uncle Tanya custom title. She’s the Uncle Tom of the tranny world.
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Lol I had not noticed that.
 
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Dom said:
OK, so some of us are less filled in on Vanessa's story than others. I was assuming you were trans as well. Tell us about yourself then, your hopes, your dreams, and your opinions on swamp donkeys and why EQ browser will never be a thing.
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Ness and I are different in that aspect. She's got the gear, I'm the one who takes it for a ride.
Hopes, dreams, and all that jazz huh? You didn't even buy me a drink first!
And that would take an insane amt of $$$ and manpower to create the software so what, like 5 people can play it? That's almost as useless as the traffic lights in GTA. Why play a shitty version of EQ on a browser when you can do it the right way? In your underwear with pizza, duh.
Swampdonkey? What are you five? I prefer gagamaggot-cockhound.
 
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Jessika said:
And that would take an insane amt of $$$ and manpower to create the software so what, like 5 people can play it?
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all it takes is one man with a vision!

(forum member Tyen has been working on it for, what, a decade now?)
 
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Jessika said:
Ness and I are different in that aspect. She's got the gear, I'm the one who takes it for a ride.
Hopes, dreams, and all that jazz huh? You didn't even buy me a drink first!
And that would take an insane amt of $$$ and manpower to create the software so what, like 5 people can play it? That's almost as useless as the traffic lights in GTA. Why play a shitty version of EQ on a browser when you can do it the right way? In your underwear with pizza, duh.
Swampdonkey? What are you five? I prefer gagamaggot-cockhound.
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I see great things for you here.
 
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iannis said:
We have so many questions, and absolutely none of them are appropriate.

So I'm thinking you're a cis lesbian. Sexual gratification for you is straightforward enough. No wheels to reinvent there. How do you reciprocate? Is it purely emotional affection and skin contact?

That's got to be frustrating for you both, on some level. Just part of the deal?
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Appropriate things are for tiny bitches with no soul.
And what are you talking about exactly? We aren't frustrated. She's got a cock, I've got the vagina. Skin on skin and emotional affection is great and all, but I just fuck the shit out of her
 
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Can't wait till slyminxy gets here and starts asking questions about vanessa's fully engorged cock.

Till then, Hi jessika, glad you showed up. Was there a specific purpose, or are you tired of hearing about us 2nd hand?
 
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Jessika said:
Ness and I are different in that aspect. She's got the gear, I'm the one who takes it for a ride.
Hopes, dreams, and all that jazz huh? You didn't even buy me a drink first!
And that would take an insane amt of $$$ and manpower to create the software so what, like 5 people can play it? That's almost as useless as the traffic lights in GTA. Why play a shitty version of EQ on a browser when you can do it the right way? In your underwear with pizza, duh.
Swampdonkey? What are you five? I prefer gagamaggot-cockhound.
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So, since you're the one playing with the gear, I'm pretty sure you'll know Vanessa's fully erect penis lenghts and girth, right? Can PM the real deal too.
 
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Jessika said:
Appropriate things are for tiny bitches with no soul.
And what are you talking about exactly? We aren't frustrated. She's got a cock, I've got the vagina. Skin on skin and emotional affection is great and all, but I just fuck the shit out of her
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talk is cheap. Claiming to have a vagina and not providing proof in a visual form is the sign of ultimate faggotry.
 
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Hoss said:
Can't wait till slyminxy gets here and starts asking questions about vanessa's fully engorged cock.
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Slyminxy said:
I'm pretty sure you'll know Vanessa's fully erect penis lenghts and girth, right?
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The raison d'être of her being here is that I thought she'd actually have fun here, learn some things herself (she hates Trump - have at her!), and add spice/entertain you all in the process. Win / Win / Win in my book.

I told her to answer anything thrown at her honestly. She read a bunch of stuff before actually signing up to get a feel for the place. I asked her what she thought and she thought you guys are "funny". She can also completely vouch for the fact that everything I have ever said here and claimed I am is 100% true (a hard-right, Trump-loving, leftist/SJW hating, Christian, woman-boning tranny).

Jessika Jessika is great though and I think she'll be a somewhat regular here... we'll see.

In the meantime:

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Slyminxy said:
So, since you're the one playing with the gear, I'm pretty sure you'll know Vanessa's fully erect penis lenghts and girth, right? Can PM the real deal too.
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Why are you so obsessed with her penis? Are you gay?
 
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Who is more mentally unstable? Vanessa Vanessa for thinking he's a woman and mutilating his body because of it, or Jessika Jessika for being a woman and taking dick from a guy who thinks hes a woman?
 
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Jessika said:
Why are you so obsessed with her penis? Are you gay?
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I don't have an obsession with penises, fascination is what I'd call it. But yes, technically, I'm gay. Nobody - especially on this forum - believes in bisexuality anyway.
 
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