Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

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Vepil

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Wow, I take a new job that requires a lot of commuting and miss this?!?! Just complete gold guys I love you all. I have not been this entertained since college. Oh yea, posting in yet another epic thread.......
 

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Just needs more reveals period. Somebody is holding out on us. And I still want to hear more about Blazin's story.
 

chaos

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There's always someone holding out. I have popcorn ready just in case gold strikes again.
I think the moral of this story is never show your tits in exchange for money. The party might get offended if the purpose behind the money turns out to be a smokescreen for other intentions. Just show your tits in general, that way everyone wins. At least that's how I read it.
 

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I think the moral of this story is never show your tits in exchange for money. The party might get offended if the purpose behind the money turns out to be a smokescreen for other intentions. Just show your tits in general, that way everyone wins. At least that's how I read it.
I thought the moral of the story was never exchange money for seeing tits. Some sap will do it for you and post them here.
 

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She talked about sending me them, I stopped her and confronted her about her self-esteem issues. I mean I'm not a psychologist or anything, but it's not the first chick I've known who felt like she had to send nude pictures to get approval, so I just handled it the same way.



Well, what I really meant to say is that there are no 35 other guys. And I wouldn't jump into a physical relationship with someone without recent STD tests anyway.
Gavinrad, I know you and I have never been friends or anything really. But dude. Please don't be a fucking retard. Look at this sluts past. You *are* going to be used by her. She is going to use you, she will get money from you, and she will depend on you for everything. This is exactly what pieces of shit like Ravv do. They go from guy to guy leeching on them because she doesn't want to get a job. Look at her. She has mental illness. She has drug addiction. She has done all this in the past. You may be looking past that now because you may get to dip your dick in the same old vagina that Furor did (any epics in there?) but so what. Dude, please, don't fucking let her use you like she used Furor, Blazin, Suenig, etc. You have to be able to see a pattern forming there.
 

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The dead giveaway here is that ol' Poopstache McGavin here likes his pieces under 18 and Rav definitely has that used up two-packs-a-day-for-too-many-years look going on... Her kid's a boy, Gav, wrong castle dude.
 

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Jealous, of what lol? Jealous that you have the heart of a fucking camwhore with a set of fake tits? Seriously why the fuck would i be jealous of a pill addicted, attention whore seeking lying thieving piece of shit two timing slut like Ravv? WHY WOULD ANYONE BE JEALOUS WE ALL SAW THE TIT PICS
Hahahahaahhha, Gavinrad is in a relationship with Ravv and we've all gotten just as far as him: 1st base! Nothing is more awesome than being in a relationship with a crackwhore and 5,000 people have all already seen more of her than you (gavin) have!
 

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Can't remember...is Gavinrad the one on welfare or is that Sean? If Gavinrad, looks like it'll be a happy couple.
 

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Sean is on disability for incurable weaboo syndrome. Gavinrad lives in the hood and when he is not fighting off brothers trying to break into his house with a screwdriver you can find him cashin those checks on the first of the month.
 

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I'm disappointed. I sleep for about 6 hours and all this thread has output is no more than half a page. I would think 2+ would have been done in that time.
 

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Cam: reminds them of Lori. We were great friends after her and Alex split and I sent her money and helped her with some other stuff
?Cam: then she just decided to stop talking to me
?Cam: Was kinda weird?
(Sorry i'm still 5 pages back) OK YOU ARE FORGIVEN!

Fuck, CAM sent her "A FEW GRAND", plus PERCOCETS. CAM YOU ADMITTED TO A FELONY YOU FUCKING IDIOT. HOW DID YOU SEND PERCOCET? DID YOU MAIL IT ACROSS STATE LINES? HOLY FUCK anyone involved with Ravv is a STUPID FUCKER. Both Suenig and Cam have admitted to giving her CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES. Gavinrad, fuck man... Don't be a fucking idiot.

I bet that Lori has scammed over $15,000-$20,000 out of you virgins. AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GOOD LOOKING!!!
 

chaos

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Wait wait, so at least two different guys have sent her THOUSANDS of dollars? And no one was hitting that, just getting pics or whatever? Holy shit, Ravv is a boss.
 
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