Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

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(Sorry i'm still 5 pages back) OK YOU ARE FORGIVEN!

Fuck, CAM sent her "A FEW GRAND", plus PERCOCETS. CAM YOU ADMITTED TO A FELONY YOU FUCKING IDIOT. HOW DID YOU SEND PERCOCET? DID YOU MAIL IT ACROSS STATE LINES? HOLY FUCK anyone involved with Ravv is a STUPID FUCKER. Both Suenig and Cam have admitted to giving her CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES. Gavinrad, fuck man... Don't be a fucking idiot.

I bet that Lori has scammed over $15,000-$20,000 out of you virgins. AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GOOD LOOKING!!!
I have said nothing that I haven't also said on my rap album. Don't worry about me, bro.
 

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I bet that Lori has scammed over $15,000-$20,000 out of you virgins. AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GOOD LOOKING!!!
I don't know, different face pics look different and I've never seen her irl so it is hard to judge. But let us not disparage them titties. Those appear to be some pretty fine tits.
 

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I am slowly shifting from eye rolling to impressed this girl managed to get multiple thousands off of multiple people. Plus prescription meds. For some blurry titty pics!
 

chaos

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I am slowly shifting from eye rolling to impressed this girl managed to get multiple thousands off of multiple people. Plus prescription meds. For some blurry titty pics!
Exactly. It is pretty impressive, given the ubiquity of titties on this very site much less the rest of the internet.
 

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I'm thinking maybe I should get my fianc? a job as a forum whore. She'd probably make enough money from the amount of failures that this thread is dredging up. Seriously don't understand what some of you were thinking holy shit. I can understand tossing a few bucks to help someone out, and I have done that, but a few thousand grand and possible federal prison time? Jesus.

I feel even more of a loser for winning the dick contest against cam now.
 

chaos

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Every time I manage to forget about horrid goblin cock you fuckers bring it up and the pain returns.
 

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http://www.justice.gov/usao/gan/pres...05-12-11b.html

ANDERSON and ELAM were indicted on one count of conspiracy to possess oxycodone with intent to distribute and one count of attempting to possess oxycodone with intent to distribute. The charges carry a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison and a fine of up to $1,000,000. In determining the actual sentence, the Court will consider the United States Sentencing Guidelines, which are not binding but provide appropriate sentencing ranges for most offenders.

Ouch - This was a case of people here in GA illegally trafficking oxy.
 

Aychamo BanBan

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Sean is on disability for incurable weaboo syndrome. Gavinrad lives in the hood and when he is not fighting off brothers trying to break into his house with a screwdriver you can find him cashin those checks on the first of the month.
I'm so glad I work my ass off so that my tax dollars can fund these scumbags playing EQ all day and sending narcotics to crack whores.
 

Aychamo BanBan

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http://www.justice.gov/usao/gan/pres...05-12-11b.html

ANDERSON and ELAM were indicted on one count of conspiracy to possess oxycodone with intent to distribute and one count of attempting to possess oxycodone with intent to distribute. The charges carry a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison and a fine of up to $1,000,000. In determining the actual sentence, the Court will consider the United States Sentencing Guidelines, which are not binding but provide appropriate sentencing ranges for most offenders.

Ouch - This was a case of people here in GA illegally trafficking oxy.
You'd be surprised how often these retards are filling scripts from multiple doctors and get busted. We have a statewide service where I can lookup a patient to see where else they are filling certain medications. Sometimes they're all over the state, and these are Medicaid patients. So your tax dollars are being spent on multiple doctor visits and prescription narcotics that they are selling on the street.

edit: actually you probably woudln't be surprised after reading this thread. One whore is getting narcotics from multiple posters. This is so fucking funny.
 

Aychamo BanBan

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a public bathroom sure makes a sexy setting for a mirror pic
LOL. She probably had just finished taking a shit in the mall and then snorted a line off the sink and said "fuck it, I'll send him my titz!" There was an aroma of shit (fecrons? farticles?) in the air as that pic was snapped!
 

chaos

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So we have two, who else? Come on fellas, this is amnesty time. There is no shame in getting hoodwinked by a woman for some money.
 

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I'd send money to the whore from the GHBYHT (Johnny's angel) before sending this used up catchers mitt a dime. Why bro's get scammed by old ladies?
 

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More than likely she just got finished sucking off a Burger King employee for a free Whopper and then snapped that pic. Maybe she let him take a dump while she sucked though.
 
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