Volkswagen gets busted.

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Skanda

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Current owner here and I do have a curious work around. I'm not going to take it in for the recall. If we take it in for other service and they do it despite us telling them not to, that's when we might consider suing.

Wife and I had a good chuckle about the whole thing this morning.
Don't know about where you live but here in CA I would bet that at smog check time they will see that your car has not been recalled/repaired and tell you that you must get that done before you can get smogged.
 

Chukzombi

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you might be able to get away with it if you had your car inspected recently or are due to have it soon. bureaucracy goes slow so it may take a while for the inspection guys start checking. you also may have better luck with a private inspection if they have those in cali. in jersey you register the car and its up to you to get it inspected. one is not dependent on the other.
 

TJT

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This whole situation is kind of unprecedented in the auto world. Will be interesting to see how much it fucks them. Somewhere along the chain, some high executive if not the CEO himself had to direct a team of engineers to design and program a device with the set requirements of being able to know when it was being tested and alter emissions to pass that test. The project had to go through the whole gamut of testing, revision, testing and manufacturing all the while with the intent being known.

We'll hear some of the truth soon enough. But its going to be good!
 

Borzak

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Apparently the EU doesn't have as strict regulations on nitrous oxides which are the problem here. Apparently this is also why in NA we don't see the 40-50 mpg diesels.

Diesel was just starting to improve its reputation after memories started fade from the black smoke era, I imagine they're dead here for another 20-30 years.
Supposidly California tested them with real world on the road test and said they passed.
 

Borzak

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you might be able to get away with it if you had your car inspected recently or are due to have it soon. bureaucracy goes slow so it may take a while for the inspection guys start checking. you also may have better luck with a private inspection if they have those in cali. in jersey you register the car and its up to you to get it inspected. one is not dependent on the other.
They don't test exhaust emissions here for an inspection. In fact they don't do anything, pay your $5 and you're done.

In the state next door they only test exhaust emissions if you live in a couple of metra areas that require ethanol blended gas. The others don't require that gas and don't test emissions.
 

TJT

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Not really a "screw up" when you intentionally designed a device and application to circumvent inconvenient mandatory testing bros.
 

Tuco

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As an automotive engineer it's rare you really get an opportunity for unscrupulous behaviour like this. I'd like to know how this went down, and what level of person knew about it. Depending on the software process it could've literally been one person who obfuscated the emissions test check. Or it could've been some VP level guy pulling aside three dudes and saying, "There's big bonuses in it for you guys if you do X and take the secret to your graves.". I have to imagine the CEO had no idea and isn't truly responsible.

What I don't get is how they expected it to not come out eventually. I'm assuming they were checking for some specific CAN signal in the device that said, "I am testing your ass" or set of signals that looked like the emissions test the EPA does. As soon as that changed the ruse would be up and serious questions would be asked.
 

TJT

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It could easily be a really deep rabbit hole. I am not an automotive engineer but I do work for an auto manufacturer. Just developing their internal financial software. From what the article says, some device was throttling the emissions, triggered by embedded software. That involves fabrication, tooling, etc, etc. The current CEO probably legitimately had no idea, you're right. But various lead engineers, software designers and quality assurance people might have been questioning the changes (that were probably either done at last minute after all control checks were completed and production was greenlighted, or at design level from the very beginning. But few people knowing their actual purpose).

But if we find out their lobbyist groups and shit were intentionally trying to keep these "solid tests" in place its going to be an absolute circus. VW is going to have to answer some really hard questions and I am actually extremely curious how much of the investigative results the public will get. A lot of people had to know about it along the design/production chain for it to work.
 

zombiewizardhawk

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If I was in the VW legal defense team, my defense would be simple: Your honor, how many people did the EPA go after for that whole river incident? Oh, zero? I rest my case.
 

Running Dog_sl

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As an automotive engineer it's rare you really get an opportunity for unscrupulous behaviour like this. I'd like to know how this went down, and what level of person knew about it. Depending on the software process it could've literally been one person who obfuscated the emissions test check. Or it could've been some VP level guy pulling aside three dudes and saying, "There's big bonuses in it for you guys if you do X and take the secret to your graves.". I have to imagine the CEO had no idea and isn't truly responsible.

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City firm Bernstein has predicted that the Volkswagen crisis will end the era of diesel cars in Europe... Any attempt to pin the blame on junior staff will flounder, [Analyst Max Warburton] says. The buck must top with CEO Martin Winterkorn.

"VW?s press release and comments since have suggested they may end up trying to blame someone at the operational and engineering level ? all this talk of ?not tolerating? this behaviour and hiring external investigators suggests as much. Perhaps it is credible that some engineers came up with a solution and senior management was not aware of it. VW has over 450,000 employees ? it?s not possible to track their actions closely.

BUT, Winterkorn?s personal brand has been built on being ?the engineer?s engineer? and the ?detail main?. There are wonderful stories of him personally pulling apart the gearbox of an Audi car at Le Mans after it broke and figuring out personally what went wrong (source: Allan McNish, racing driver). We are not talking about the CEO of a French OEM, schooled at ENA. We are not talking about a US executive with an MBA and great smile.

This is an engineer, who theoretically should have asked questions about how VW suddenly improved its NOx emissions to meet Californian standards. But then we probably should have asked the question too?"
Volkswagen admits emissions scandal affects 11 million cars - live updates | Business | The Guardian
 

TJT

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Hot damn. GM only recalled 1.5 million cars with the ignition problem. I'd say this would be the time to invest but in VW, but if there is ANY truth to this article then the we are far, far from the worst of this.
 

Itzena_sl

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It could easily be a really deep rabbit hole.
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Kirun

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If I was in the VW legal defense team, my defense would be simple: Your honor, how many people did the EPA go after for that whole river incident? Oh, zero? I rest my case.
Oh, yeah. The 'ole "two wrongs make a right" defense. That is always a slam dunk in the legal world.

I'd stick to operating the drive thru window at Taco Bell, methmouth.
 

Cad

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The fine needs to be severe enough that no manufacturer considers doing this again. I don't know if 18B gets there.
 

Fadaar

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The best part, and it's been mentioned many times, is all the hippy douches buying these cars because they 'run clean'. Suck it tree huggers.
 

iannis

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Too big to fail, bro.

If you're going to go that way with it you don't need a one time fine. You need a straight up tariff.

Because any fine that is levied which "will ensure that no company does this again" will result in the dissolution of the company. And dude... VW isn't going to dissolve over this. Not outright, and not because they tricked Americans. At worst they'll stop im/exporting (voluntary or not) to America. Since that's what you're looking at, you might as well turn a buck off of it.